# Brittney Spears is a Disney robot! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985 "2001-01-01T09:05:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/1 "2001-01-01T09:05:24Z")
Brittney Spears, the pop icon of this month, is really just a robot built to enforce brainwashing by Disney. I mean, really, can those be real?!? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/2 "2001-01-01T20:34:12Z")
Resistance is futile – prepare to be assimilated. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/3 "2001-01-01T20:35:45Z")
Works for me! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/4 "2001-01-01T22:25:34Z")
Nonsense. I’ve seen the animatronic robots Disney has on display at Disneyland, Walt Disney World, and Epcot Center. **None** of them are capable of bouncing their breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/5 "2001-01-01T22:37:40Z")
And the robots look more life-like ---
**Author:** ![nowalls99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e68b1a/32.png) [@nowalls99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nowalls99)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/6 "2001-01-02T00:37:16Z")
And have better singing ability, too. If she really is a Disney robot, that ruins my hopes that she will go into porn when her “singing career” ends. They screwed up Times Square, now they have to crush my dreams. Damn Disney. ---
**Author:** ![Gaspode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gaspode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaspode)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/7 "2001-01-02T00:42:30Z")
The important question is, when will they be available on the open market? Provided they come with a mute button I want one. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/8 "2001-01-02T23:53:45Z")
Unfortunately, even if they **do** become available on the open market, they’ll still be _Disney_ robots. Which means ixnay on the anatomical accuracy. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/9 "2001-01-02T23:57:54Z")
Does anyone else think that Britney kinda looks like Ricky Martin? I mean, kinda, just a little? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/10 "2001-01-03T00:25:09Z")
This has been plauging me for awhile. I know who Thurston Howell is, but who is Quiz Kid Donnie Smith? ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/11 "2001-01-07T00:09:26Z")
I saw saw a video clip on the web of her breast falling out of her dress, so yes, they are real. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/12 "2001-01-07T00:15:02Z")
As opposed to imaginary? ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brittney-spears-is-a-disney-robot/47985/13 "2001-01-07T01:04:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*This has been plauging me for awhile. > > I know who Thurston Howell is, but who is Quiz Kid Donnie Smith? \*\* It’s from the movie Magnolia–Quiz Kid Donnie Smith was played by William H. Macy, and Thurston Howell was played by Henry Gibson.