# Brooke Burke - Still Rockin a Bikini at 39

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244 "2011-08-03T00:17:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/1 "2011-08-03T00:17:35Z")

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Nice to see that Brooke is staying in shape. Thirty-nine years old and several kids later she still rocks a bikini. Brings back many happy memories of seeing her on _Wild On_. Definitely a MILF.

> **[Brooke Burke & David Charvet -- Stomach Each Other](https://www.tmz.com/2011/08/02/brooke-burke-and-david-charvet-stomach-each-other/)**
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> "Dancing with the Stars" co-host Brooke Burke showed off her flawless mother of four curves while on the beach with her buff and lean fiancé/former "Baywatch" hunk David Charvet in Malibu on Tuesday.

We use to debate if those boobs were real. After carefully examining her nude photos we thought they probably were.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/2 "2011-08-03T00:22:30Z")

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[Corrected URL](http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/02/brooke-burke-and-david-charvet-stomach-each-other/)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/3 "2011-08-03T01:31:51Z")

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Y’know, it really shouldn’t be at all remarkable that a 39-year-old woman can still rock a bikini.

And those are definitely real breasts. You can tell because they’re breast-shaped.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/4 "2011-08-03T01:49:28Z")

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You think that’s something, look at [this](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1374087/Christie-Brinkley-gives-lesson-fabulous-57-red-hot-dress.html). Christie Brinkley at 57 years old. These pics blew me away. She’s got to have a painting in an attic somewhere.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/5 "2011-08-03T02:07:01Z")

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I see your Brinkley, and raise you a [Raquel Welch at 70](http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/raquel-welch/pictures/raquel-welch-picture-1.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/6 "2011-08-03T02:14:14Z")

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These women, aside from being hot to begin with, all have access to the best personal trainers, dieticians, hair/fashion/makeup artists and advisors, etc, that money can buy. It’s not too surprising that they’ll still look damn good even at 40 and beyond.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/7 "2011-08-03T02:17:04Z")

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Three years old, but [Helen Mirren in a bikini](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035510/Helen-Mirren-bikini-queen-reigns-supreme-63.html) at 63.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/8 "2011-08-03T02:36:11Z")

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She has access to the personal trainers etc, **Argent Towers** , but she has to still use them. See Oprah Winfrey for an example of someone who has access to anything and everything, and she seems to just want to eat everything.

Raquel Welch is amazing. A grand MILF. Possibly a Great Grand Milf!

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/9 "2011-08-03T02:37:51Z")

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Oprah didn’t and doesn’t need sex appeal to get by. The other women did, therefore it makes sense that they’d keep up the same mentality.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/10 "2011-08-03T02:41:03Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> You think that’s something, look at [this](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1374087/Christie-Brinkley-gives-lesson-fabulous-57-red-hot-dress.html). Christie Brinkley at 57 years old. These pics blew me away. She’s got to have a painting in an attic somewhere.

Just saw this one. She looks great, but she’s had work.

kudos to her Plastic man. Maybe she can give the number to Mary Tyler Moore and Kenny Rodgers and Ms. Presley and on and on and on.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/11 "2011-08-03T02:42:12Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Oprah didn’t and doesn’t need sex appeal to get by. The other women did, therefore it makes sense that they’d keep up the same mentality.

You are right. But Oprah does need one hell of a wide aisle to get by! (rimshot)

I’ll be here all week.

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/12 "2011-08-03T02:53:59Z")

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When a woman’s SO for 11 years is a plastic surgeon (they divorced in 2005), it’s not a surprise if she looks decent at age 39.

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**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/13 "2011-08-03T03:01:43Z")

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I have a friend who is 49 and still looks great. I have pictures of her her going back to 26 and it hard to tell which pictures are which. She hasn’t had any work done, but she is very consistent about her exercise.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/14 "2011-08-03T03:25:03Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> I see your Brinkley, and raise you a [Raquel Welch at 70](http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/raquel-welch/pictures/raquel-welch-picture-1.jpg)!

I’m sorry, but a woman with skin that good at 70 needs to demonstrate to me that she is physically capable of wearing more than one expression on her face. (See: Cher.)

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/15 "2011-08-03T03:33:34Z")

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Also, Raquel’s hair looks like a wig in that photo. A good wig, but still. I’d be very surprised if a 70-year-old woman had hair that thick and lustrous.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/16 "2011-08-03T03:53:07Z")

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I’m surprised more _Wild On_ fans haven’t joined in this thread.

Brooke was the only reason to watch that show. Back then she was just incredible. Everyone fantasized about taking her to one of those wild Cabu parties and dancing the whole night. Then she did Playboy and wow. I got a soft spot for brunettes anyway.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/17 "2011-08-03T04:58:55Z")

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I never watched her show. But I had a _Maxim_ magazine with a photo spread of her, purchased at a gas station somewhere in Indiana after a wrestling meet, during my freshman year of high school. It also had pictures of the girl who played Meadow Soprano, and some black porn star named Dominique Simone. Why do I remember this so clearly? Take a guess.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/18 "2011-08-03T05:28:46Z")

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I’m sure Welch has had some work done, but come on, if she looks that good at 70, it worked! (unlike the terrible plastic surgery that people a fraction of her age often display)

Anyway, here’s a [good series of photos of her](http://www.ocregister.com/articles/raquel-243944-welch-20s.html?pic=1) throughout the years, the first of which is her at 69. Whatever she’s had done, it was always subtle.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/19 "2011-08-03T05:30:16Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> I never watched her show. But I had a _Maxim_ magazine with a photo spread of her, purchased at a gas station somewhere in Indiana after a wrestling meet, during my freshman year of high school. It also had pictures of the girl who played Meadow Soprano, and some black porn star named Dominique Simone. Why do I remember this so clearly? Take a guess.

Ewww

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brooke-burke-still-rockin-a-bikini-at-39/591244/20 "2011-08-03T05:35:32Z")

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Ewww yourself. Everyone was 14 once.

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