# Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 19, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343 "2015-03-19T00:28:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/161 "2015-03-20T23:12:38Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> Oh my fucking god. I can’t believe you had the balls to post that. Maybe its because you know no one’s allowed to post a link to all the shit you sling about members here on a board about long necked animals. You are a douche there and you are a douche here.
> 
> And if your sensibilities are so tender, what are you doing trolling the pit anyway?

He posted the EXACT same thing over there too. Lulz. DrDeth learned to use the cut and the paste!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/162 "2015-03-20T23:22:03Z")

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I was sitting in my back yard one Saturday afternoon when my neighbor came running over. “Quick” he yelled, " I need you to fire up the BBQ and put some pork on it."

“What’s the hurry I asked?”

“Mohammad has his windows open” he responded.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/163 "2015-03-20T23:41:44Z")

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This board always amazes me…here we are in the middle of a pit thread, and we’ve got people doing SCIENCE and posting educational links.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea that [this grill](http://weberkettleclub.com/blog/2013/12/05/weber-seville-chariot-blue/) was once available for purchase.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/164 "2015-03-20T23:49:08Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea that [this grill](http://weberkettleclub.com/blog/2013/12/05/weber-seville-chariot-blue/) was once available for purchase.

WANT

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/165 "2015-03-21T00:33:19Z")

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[QUOTE=DrDeth;18223598You only want to pick on her instead? \*\*You are simply being a internet bully. \*\*[/QUOTE]

My dear old fish, go and boil your head

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/166 "2015-03-21T00:35:48Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> Oh my fucking god. I can’t believe you had the balls to post that. Maybe its because you know no one’s allowed to post a link to all the shit you sling about members here on a board about long necked animals. You are a douche there and you are a douche here.
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> And if your sensibilities are so tender, what are you doing trolling the pit anyway?

[Moderating]  
I appreciate your attempt to be circumspect here, but a little more circumspection would be even better. Besides, **DrDeth** has posted plenty of embarrassing stuff on this board, you don’t need to go fishing on other sites for examples.  
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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/167 "2015-03-21T00:59:34Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> The problem is- you guys having nothing better to do that harass her over a silly little story- and obsess over all her similar stories. Usually this is called 'stalking" - but you just hate when you’re called out on it.

“Stalking” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Holy shit, I can’t believe I sort of quoted _that movie_. :o

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/168 "2015-03-21T01:00:37Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> You’re far too trusting. Smokey Joe is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your rebeW friends soon enough.

Laugh it up, fuzzball. :mad:

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/169 "2015-03-21T01:33:47Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]  
> I appreciate your attempt to be circumspect here, but a little more circumspection would be even better. Besides, **DrDeth** has posted plenty of embarrassing stuff on this board, you don’t need to go fishing on other sites for examples.  
> [/Moderating]

Noted, apologies. But FTR I didn’t go searching.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/170 "2015-03-21T01:34:53Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> Laugh it up, fuzzball. :mad:

🙂

It really is too bad they lost Grand Moff Tarkin in the first film. He was a better character (imho) than The Emperor.

ymmv

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/171 "2015-03-21T01:44:31Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> The problem is- you guys having nothing better to do that harass her over a silly little story- and obsess over all her similar stories. Usually this is called 'stalking" - but you just hate when you’re called out on it.
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> Now dont get me wrong- there are sometimes posters here that deserve this- trolls, racists, deniers, and what-not.
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> She is none of those and the fact that her fantasy life intrudes a bit into her posts makes no difference- she’s just trying to _entertain_ with her personal anecdotes.
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> There are bigger fish to fry here- teapartiers (who can only post lies- and big giant lies at that), racists, deniers, southern apologists- but instead you take aim at a harmless story teller.
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> Maybe you’re afraid to take on the Big Game? You only want to pick on her instead? \*\*You are simply being a internet bully. \*\*

Was it hard to type that and wag your finger at the same time, Grandpa?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/172 "2015-03-21T03:00:51Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> My dear old fish, go and boil your head

Coward\* and \*bully.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/173 "2015-03-21T03:05:05Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Coward\* and \*bully.

I think cowardice is a requisite for bullying.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/174 "2015-03-21T03:33:27Z")

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By Broomsticks own narrative she is impervious to bullying. As a matter of fact, you white knights better watch your femurs, because she doesn’t take kindly to being underestimated. Just ask the gang of thugs hired to put a hit on her.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/175 "2015-03-21T03:35:05Z")

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Oh, and for the record, saying something negative about someone isn’t bullying. Get a grip.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/176 "2015-03-21T03:37:20Z")

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I’m siding with the reasonable people who don’t think **Broomstick** ’s stories rise to a level above friendly chiding and are rolling their eyes at how vociferous some of the completely inappropriate hatred is. This thread shows me that perhaps some people devote too much time and emotion to this board, and I’m speaking as a guy who signs in when I get home from work and signs out when I go to bed. When you have ME telling you to get a life, it shows how pathetic you are.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/177 "2015-03-21T04:47:30Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I’m siding with the reasonable people who don’t think **Broomstick** ’s stories rise to a level above friendly chiding and are rolling their eyes at how vociferous some of the completely inappropriate hatred is. This thread shows me that perhaps some people devote too much time and emotion to this board, and I’m speaking as a guy who signs in when I get home from work and signs out when I go to bed. When you have ME telling you to get a life, it shows how pathetic you are.

No, it shows how pathetic you are. Calling out **Broomie** on her lies is not “vociferous inappropriate hatred.” The fact that you think it is only demonstrates that you need to get a life.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/178 "2015-03-21T04:53:06Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I’m siding with the reasonable people who don’t think **Broomstick** ’s stories rise to a level above friendly chiding and are rolling their eyes at how vociferous some of the completely inappropriate hatred is. This thread shows me that perhaps some people devote too much time and emotion to this board, and I’m speaking as a guy who signs in when I get home from work and signs out when I go to bed. When you have ME telling you to get a life, it shows how pathetic you are.

Right. Dont get me wrong, I concede that Broomstick likely embellishes her little stories to add entertainment value. But harassing her, stalking her, and starting numerous threads about her "lies’ is Internet Bullying.

And, she’s _harmless._ She’s not some denier or some birther or other dangerous kook trying to spread _dangerous l_ies and _misinformation_.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/179 "2015-03-21T05:13:12Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Right. Dont get me wrong, I concede that Broomstick likely embellishes her little stories to add entertainment value. But harassing her, stalking her, and starting numerous threads about her "lies’ is Internet Bullying.
> 
> And, she’s _harmless._ She’s not some denier or some birther or other dangerous kook trying to spread _dangerous l_ies and _misinformation_.

What “numerous threads?”

And no, calling her a liar is not “Internet Bullying.”

Fucking mouthbreathing moron.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/broomstick-does-his-ass-say-rebew-or-not/715343/180 "2015-03-21T06:47:53Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]  
> I appreciate your attempt to be circumspect here, but a little more circumspection would be even better. Besides, **DrDeth** has posted plenty of embarrassing stuff on this board, you don’t need to go fishing on other sites for examples.  
> [/Moderating]

So, you’re just going to sit there and insult me, and let this bullying go on?

Shame on you.

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