# Brown Bunny Sperm **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527 "2005-11-11T03:44:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/1 "2005-11-11T03:44:33Z")
[Writer/Director/Star Vincent Gallo supposedly offers his “love juices” for $1 million a “pop.”](http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3467037) > [@](#): > > [VGmerchandise.com](http://VGmerchandise.com)—which calls itself “the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise”—includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization (IVF) or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough. :shudder: ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/2 "2005-11-11T03:50:20Z")
I honestly don’t know if there is another person alive as full of themselves as Vincent Gallo. ---
**Author:** ![sleeepy2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@sleeepy2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeepy2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/3 "2005-11-11T04:00:54Z")
David Spade says you can save a bunch of money and just buy Chloë Sevigny’s toothbrush. C’mon, thtat’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/4 "2005-11-11T04:09:36Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > I honestly don’t know if there is another person alive as full of themselves as Vincent Gallo. It is amazing. In watching [Buffalo 66 (](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0783236476/103-4648663-3135066?v=glance&n=130&v=glance)not bad little film actually) it’s obvious he absolutely _worships_ his penis, and (with the men’s room scene) makes sure eveyone knows how well he’s hung in the first few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/5 "2005-11-11T04:10:51Z")
> [@sleeepy2](#): > > David Spade says you can save a bunch of money and just buy Chloë Sevigny’s toothbrush. > > C’mon, thtat’s funny! Did it ever get resolved whether she was actually doing him IRL or playing with a prosthetic? ---
**Author:** ![sleeepy2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@sleeepy2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeepy2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/6 "2005-11-11T04:13:51Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Did it ever get resolved whether she was actually doing him IRL or playing with a prosthetic? I’ve seen the scene, and it’s 100% real. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/7 "2005-11-11T04:20:11Z")
> [@sleeepy2](#): > > I’ve seen the scene, and it’s 100% real. Supposedly, it was a “stunt penis” (i.e. someone _other_ than Gallo). ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/8 "2005-11-11T04:48:50Z")
…“stunt penis”… Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/9 "2005-11-11T05:05:52Z")
Nah, I don’t believe it’s real. I really don’t want to check out the website, but it’s too over the top to be believable. _Maybe_ I could believe him offering his sperm for sale, but advertising this – > [@](#): > > “Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy (eight inches if he’s like his father).” – just sounds like a parody to me. If it _is_ real, not only will Gallo _have_ a giant prick, he’ll also _be_ a giant prick, of the first magnitude. Oh, I’ve seen the scene, and I don’t know if it’s Gallo’s dick or not, but I’m pretty sure it’s a real one, whoever it belongs to. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/10 "2005-11-11T05:07:39Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > …“stunt penis”… > > Band name! Band name? More like a succinct sumation of the history of rock and roll :D. Anyway…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I’m going to assume this is a joke. and if it is it’s a pretty good one (please tell me it it is). But even if it is…eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ---
**Author:** ![spiralscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@spiralscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiralscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/11 "2005-11-11T05:31:45Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Supposedly, it was a “stunt penis” (i.e. someone _other_ than Gallo). Shades of _Orgazmo_. “Bring in the stunt cock!” ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/12 "2005-11-11T06:01:44Z")
Another article about this including the following disturbing sentence. It’s so outrageous that I went to his website to verify it, but wasn’t able to find the offer there. I was able to verify that he has an enormous ego. > [@IMDB Movie & TV News](#): > > Gallo says that his offer is not open to “those of extremely dark complexions” and offers a $50,000 discount to any woman who is blonde, blue-eyed, or related to “any of the German soldiers of the mid-century.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/13 "2005-11-11T08:12:26Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > I honestly don’t know if there is another person alive as full of themselves as Vincent Gallo. And for half a million dollars, you can be full of him too. ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowthief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Rainbowthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowthief)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/14 "2005-11-11T08:52:20Z")
> [@astro](#): > > It is amazing. In watching [Buffalo 66 (](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0783236476/103-4648663-3135066?v=glance&n=130&v=glance)not bad little film actually) it’s obvious he absolutely _worships_ his penis, and (with the men’s room scene) makes sure eveyone knows how well he’s hung in the first few minutes. Even before **The Brown Bunny** , I already thought Gallo was full of himself because of the scene you mentioned, but the funny thing is that if that’s him in the fellatio scene, he has nothing to brag about. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/15 "2005-11-11T14:15:17Z")
The only tempting option here would be to offer him a million bucks – _to leave show business_. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/16 "2005-11-11T14:42:30Z")
> [@IMDB Movie & TV News](#): > > Gallo says that his offer is not open to “those of extremely dark complexions” and offers a $50,000 discount to any woman who is blonde, blue-eyed, or related to “any of the German soldiers of the mid-century.” Well, I’ve seen your pic on [imdb.com](http://imdb.com), Mr. Ugly, and I don’t want your sperm, either! Where’s the puking smiley? You know, the pic on imdb makes him look almost of Middle Eastern descent, with that beard and the hair. Us dark-haired, brown-skinned girls sure do get a bad rap. :mad: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/17 "2005-11-11T20:58:36Z")
> [@Breakdancing Duck](#): > > Bullshit. > –Snip– > Get a fucking used clue down at the Rent-A-Clue store. And you need to get a sense of perspective. Your post has a lot of venom and vitriol for a response to a post that lncluded the word “Supposedly”. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/18 "2005-11-11T21:43:41Z")
> [@Breakdancing Duck](#): > > Bullshit. > > It was Gallo’s schlong. Think about it. Sevigny was his girlfriend at the time, so do you think he’d actually let her suck another guy’s cock, either on or off camera, especially if he, Gallo was there watching/filming? > > Get a fucking used clue down at the Rent-A-Clue store. Hi, Mr. Gallo. Thanks for stopping by our message board! Bye now! ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/19 "2005-11-12T04:38:41Z")
**Breakdancing Duck** , you have been told at least twice that personal insults are NOT permitted in Cafe Society. This is the last warning. YOU are telling someone to “get a fucking clue”?? Seems to me that you need to heed your own advice. In this forum, we have polite and well-mannered discussions of art and entertainment. You have one last chance to show that you are able to participate. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527/20 "2005-11-12T05:25:10Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#): > > **Breakdancing Duck** , you have been told at least twice that personal insults are NOT permitted in Cafe Society. > > This is the last warning. YOU are telling someone to “get a fucking clue”?? Seems to me that you need to heed your own advice. > > In this forum, we have polite and well-mannered discussions of art and entertainment. > > You have one last chance to show that you are able to participate. I’d say "Woo hoo! ‘And after the spanking, the oral sex!’ " except that I already did that elsewhere, and besides it’s waaaay too apropos for this thread in general… But yeah, Gallo has a few little issues he oughta work out somewhere other than in the public spotlight, y’know? And Rocco Siffredi would mop the floor with Gallo’s schlong and still have plenty left over to toss over his shoulder and burp… Now THAT’S a wang! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-bunny-sperm/330527.md?page=2)