# Brown toothy thing in the "Every time you masterbate, God Kills a Kitten"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-toothy-thing-in-the-every-time-you-masterbate-god-kills-a-kitten/142385 "2002-12-13T01:10:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-toothy-thing-in-the-every-time-you-masterbate-god-kills-a-kitten/142385/21 "2002-12-13T20:24:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Daowajan \*  
> \*\*I’m not aware of one. You could try hanging around [FARK](http://www.fark.com) and checking out the photoshop threads. Invariably Domo will show up in something, but not always a “every time you masturbate” image. \*\*

It’s a trap!

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brown-toothy-thing-in-the-every-time-you-masterbate-god-kills-a-kitten/142385/22 "2002-12-13T21:04:45Z")

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Hilarity ensues. Still no cure for cancer.

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