# Bruce Lee vs. loose brie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 14, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424 "2004-01-14T19:07:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/1 "2004-01-14T19:07:11Z")
Bruce Lee vs. loose brie. Who wins? ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/2 "2004-01-14T19:36:24Z")
That’s a tough one. Bruce Lee is good with tai chi, but loose brie is good with chai tea. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/3 "2004-01-14T20:28:30Z")
Bruce Lee wins, by using the ancient martial art Fon-du. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/4 "2004-01-14T21:41:13Z")
If you snuck up behind him with a tronchon (or maybe a garrotxa,) he wouldn’t stand a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/5 "2004-01-14T21:48:20Z")
On one hand, loose brie is easy to defeat by crumbing and deep frying. On the other hand, Bruce Lee is dead. The winner is loose brie. Heck, at least its still alive. ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/6 "2004-01-15T15:34:18Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > If you snuck up behind him with a tronchon (or maybe a garrotxa,) he wouldn’t stand a chance. Yeah, that loose brie isn’t very observant. I bet it would never see you coming. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/7 "2004-01-15T15:39:23Z")
Batman, if he’s prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Goofus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@Goofus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goofus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/8 "2004-01-15T18:17:59Z")
The terrain could be a factor. Will the battle take place on a field of blue scree? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/9 "2004-01-15T18:45:49Z")
I think loose brie would win… if he snacked up on him. Yes… I know that Bruce has many times made the grate, but his Kraft is no gouda. I know… I saw the bout it was such a bries. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/10 "2004-01-15T19:03:49Z")
Dat bruise gonna leaves a mark. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/11 "2004-01-15T20:04:11Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > Bruce Lee wins, by using the ancient martial art Fon-du. You mean the ancient martial art of du-fon. I think this subject is crackers! ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/12 "2004-01-17T05:52:03Z")
Are you sure it’s not Fon-du? Can one dip one’s crackers in du-fon? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/13 "2004-02-04T18:16:15Z")
Proverb: Be ware of one who dips one’s crack in fondu. I’d hate to cut the cheese in this circumstance. And I bet it certainly _will_ leave a mark! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/14 "2004-02-04T18:23:16Z")
Bruce wins every time 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/15 "2004-02-05T02:45:08Z")
> [@peasea](#): > > Are you sure it’s not Fon-du? Can one dip one’s crackers in du-fon? No, you’re thinking of take-one-do . ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/16 "2004-02-05T16:54:25Z")
Bruce Lee, definitely. Bruce Lee is the way of the fist, while loose brie is fey of the wrist. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/17 "2004-02-05T18:14:39Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Bruce Lee, definitely. Bruce Lee is the way of the fist, while loose brie is fey of the wrist. Actually, I’ve always found loose brie to resemble fast-running whey. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/18 "2004-02-05T19:34:23Z")
… and Bruce Lee is not one you’d find fast-running awhey. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/19 "2004-02-05T22:03:06Z")
It depends on the stank of the brie (loose). ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/20 "2004-02-05T23:33:35Z")
[googlefight](http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bruce+Lee&q2=loose+brie&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)! > [@](#): > > Bruce Lee > (4 860 000 results) versus > loose brie > ( 18 000 results) > The winner is: Bruce Lee [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424.md?page=2)