# Bruce Lee vs. loose brie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 14, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424 "2004-01-14T19:07:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/21 "2004-02-07T01:35:47Z")

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Bah! You didn’t put quotes around the terms when you submitted them to [googlefight.com](http://googlefight.com) . [**With** the quotes around them](http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=%22Bruce+Lee%22&q2=%22loose+brie%22&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us) (as is only proper, because we want pages about Bruce Lee, not pages about General Lee’s long lost cousin Bruce), the results are as follows:

> [@](#):
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> “Bruce Lee”  
> (1 450 000 results) versus  
> “loose brie”  
> (14 results)  
> The winner is: “Bruce Lee”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/22 "2004-02-07T03:53:01Z")

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Bruce takes it easily unless he steps on it, slips and breaks his ankle (the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is astronomical).

Of course, if he manages to pull himself up by Chuck Norris’s chest hair all bets are off.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/23 "2004-02-07T16:55:25Z")

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> [@peasea](#):
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> That’s a tough one.
> 
> Bruce Lee is good with tai chi, but loose brie is good with chai tea.

**peasea** , people have been shot for less (but it beats my “Lee, with the one inch punch, vs. brie, with white wine for lunch” by a mile.)

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/24 "2004-02-08T00:59:05Z")

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> [@Johnny Q](#):
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> (the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is astronomical).

You’re almost right **Johnny**. Actually, the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is _gastronomical_.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-lee-vs-loose-brie/224424/25 "2004-02-08T01:17:22Z")

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> [@jehovah68](#):
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> You’re almost right **Johnny**. Actually, the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is _gastronomical_.

Well, that all depends on what culture you’re talking about.

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