# Bruce Wayne vs Drake Mallard

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 13, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906 "2011-07-13T19:15:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/1 "2011-07-13T19:15:56Z")

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You know the drill. Who wins?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/2 "2011-07-13T19:27:41Z")

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Theme music-wise, [Drake](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s&feature=related) has got the advantage over ol’ [Brucie.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaDPc1Cs5U)  
“Lets Get Dangerous!”

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/3 "2011-07-13T19:29:13Z")

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Bruce wins, with a nicely prepared Mallard dinner. Maybe some coriander potatoes on the side. Yum.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/4 "2011-07-14T08:13:20Z")

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Guy whose never prepared against the guy who’s always prepared? Yeah, Bruce wins.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/5 "2011-07-14T10:38:01Z")

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Inspector Gadget.

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**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/6 "2011-07-14T13:16:37Z")

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I didn’t realize it the first couple of times I read this thread title, but you are asking if Darkwing Duck could beat die hard, right…? O.o

Obviously!

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-wayne-vs-drake-mallard/588906/7 "2011-07-14T15:13:46Z")

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Bruce Wayne is rich, but he seems a little foppish to me. And there are a lot of questions about his relationship with that kid who lives with him. Mallard is more of a regular duck though. Lives a common middle class life, takes care of his kid. I think in a confrontation Wayne would be looking around for his butler to help him out, or maybe use his political connections somehow, while Drake stomps all over him with his big webbed feet. Just my opinion though.