# Bruce Willis is Da Man!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 11, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004 "2005-03-11T12:52:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004/21 "2005-03-11T23:30:55Z")

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I’ll bet that if some middle-aged bald dude started smooching around on one of Bruce’s attractive daughters, the dude would soon die hard.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004/22 "2005-03-11T23:57:51Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> Bob the Quizno’s baby is thinking along those same lines, **watsonwil**.

Willis could only trump that by dating Apple Martin!

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004/23 "2005-03-12T04:26:18Z")

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> [@watsonwil](#):
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> Willis could only trump that by dating Apple Martin!

Wait, Gweneth Paltrow’s baby’s last name is Martin? She named her kid one syllable from being an alcholic beverage? That’s just cruel.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bruce-willis-is-da-man/294004/24 "2005-03-12T14:03:38Z")

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> [@Menocchio](#):
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> Wait, Gweneth Paltrow’s baby’s last name is Martin? She named her kid one syllable from being an alcholic beverage? That’s just cruel.

Yup. Googling that one gets you a mixed bag! 😃

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