# Bryan Ekers, you are a thread-pissing dumbfuck **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864 "2006-03-25T17:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/241 "2006-03-26T13:58:28Z")
I though New Agers were supposed to be all lovey-dovey. Hmph. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/242 "2006-03-26T14:45:42Z")
> [@liberty3701](#): > > I though New Agers were supposed to be all lovey-dovey. Hmph. He goes through a brief phase starting in post #97, but I can understand if you choose not to read that far. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/243 "2006-03-26T14:57:17Z")
Excuse me I just have to ask are you **Bryan Ekers** the thread-pissing dumbfuck or just another plain **Bryan Ekers**? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/244 "2006-03-26T15:00:10Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Excuse me I just have to ask are you **Bryan Ekers** the thread-pissing dumbfuck or just another plain **Bryan Ekers**? He’s the thread-pisser, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/245 "2006-03-26T15:03:21Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Excuse me I just have to ask are you **Bryan Ekers** the thread-pissing dumbfuck or just another plain **Bryan Ekers**? There’s any easy way to tell: none of the other Bryan Ekerses are this good-looking. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/246 "2006-03-26T15:42:49Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > There’s any easy way to tell: none of the other Bryan Ekerses are this good-looking. Got to be good lookin cause he’s so hard to see Yeah, now you’re (your, yer ur, Yor - Hunter of the Future) just jonesin for the next Top O’ Da Page, aren’t ya? Damn, see what I started? I created (well, guided the evolution of) a monster… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/247 "2006-03-26T15:45:51Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Got to be good lookin cause he’s so hard to see Y’know, I never understood that song. What the hell’s it about, anyway? Some homeless saint? ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/248 "2006-03-26T15:50:36Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Y’know, I never understood that song. What the hell’s it about, anyway? Some homeless saint? It’s a song from the Sixties. Like all songs from the Sixties, it’s about what happens when a guy with a guitar takes drugs. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/249 "2006-03-26T15:52:31Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Y’know, I never understood that song. What the hell’s it about, anyway? Some homeless saint? Some people think it’s about the Beatles themselves. [http://beatlesnumber9.com/together.html](http://beatlesnumber9.com/together.html) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/250 "2006-03-26T15:56:44Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Some people think it’s about the Beatles themselves. > > [http://beatlesnumber9.com/together.html](http://beatlesnumber9.com/together.html) Verse 1 = George Verse 2 = Ringo Verse 3 = John Verse 4 = Paul Actually kind of works… ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/251 "2006-03-26T16:19:07Z")
Maybe we can all agree that **Bryan Ekers** is an adorable “thread-pissing dumbfuck.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/252 "2006-03-26T16:31:30Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > Maybe we can all agree that **Bryan Ekers** is an adorable “thread-pissing dumbfuck.” 😉 Try running that up the flagpole in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=364477) and see who salutes. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/253 "2006-03-26T16:34:34Z")
I’ve slept on this mess, and here’s what I’ve come up with: 1. Thanks, **Rubystreak** , for your support. 2. I need to stick better to my New Age principles. Posting as I did here didn’t spread good karma, and for that I apologize. The fact is that if I met most of you here IRL we’d get along fine, keep our belief systems private as people tend to do, and think of each other as capital fellows. 3. An outsider or lurker looking in on this thread would get a good idea about the tone of this board, and it isn’t pretty. In the two fora in which real debates take place, the prevailing mode of discourse is strength-in-numbers invalidation and ostracizing. And the posters in this thread, for example, think that’s all well and good. Thanks again, **Rubystreak** , for your pointing out (and drawing examples from another poster) that much of the debate here is disingenous, self-congratulatory, and foolish. Again, this hardly makes the board look good. 1. All this doesn’t make the SDMB any worse than any other board. On the Web, especially when people post anonymously, the masks are off and you see people at their most petty and vicious. Further, there is a distinct bad-drives-out-good pattern in which boards get worse over time. The battle against ignorance _is_ taking time, but, sadly, it’s not happening here, except in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/254 "2006-03-26T16:59:49Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > 1. An outsider or lurker looking in on this thread would get a good idea about the tone of this board, and it isn’t pretty. In the two fora in which real debates take place, the prevailing mode of discourse is strength-in-numbers invalidation and ostracizing. And the posters in this thread, for example, think that’s all well and good. ON the contrary, I think you’re suffering from confirmation bias (note how likely you are to consider someone who supports your views to be posting in good faith, and how unlikely you are to consider someone who opposes your views to be posting in good faith). An outsider might well notice that. When folks come along who post reasonable, thoughtful ideas that run counter to my own, I’m happy to engage in reasonable, thoughtful debate with them. When I’ve forgotten that someone tends to post like a dumbshit, I’ll start off by trying to post in a reasonable, thoughtful manner to talk wtih them (note my beginning posts in the linked threads). It’s only when they respond like a spastic colon that I turn to contempt. You can hardly blame the board for the messes that your own threads turn into. EO Wilson is not a dummy; although I don’t agree with all his conclusions\*, he’s precisely the sort of reasonable, thoughtful intellectual opponent that I adore. Rather than engaging his ideas in a reasonable, thoughtful manner, however, you came in, squirtguns ablazing, accusing him incomprehenbily of intellectual foibles that he almost certainly doesn’t possess, and offering no reasonable evidence to support your accusations. When a lot of folks pooh-pooh your thread, it’s not because we’re the Skeptics Cabal joining together to drive out a scintillating intellectual maverick like yourself: it’s because we can all smell shit when it’s nearby. Daniel - This is a bit of a stretch, given that I’ve only read him secondhand; it’s more accurate to say that I don’t agree with all the conclusions of the evolutionary psychologists whom I’ve read) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/255 "2006-03-26T17:12:09Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > I’ve slept on this mess, and here’s what I’ve come up with That’s simply more self-pitying nonsense. Real debate is alive and well on this board. Your approach has typically been arguing from a position of nonsense and resorting to personal insult and evasion when challenged. I predict eventually one of your ad hominem GD posts will be reported, you’ll be warned, you won’t modify your behaviour (while complaining that you’re being infringed upon), you’ll be banned and barring a few sock-puppets, that’ll be the end of your involvement with this board. An equally determinedly ignorant person will eventually take your place and life will go on. This’ll have nothing to do with being New Age; it’ll have everything to do with being a jerk. > [@](#): > > Posting as I did here didn’t spread good karma, and for that I apologize. If you’re going to bother apologizing at all (and it’s entirely unnecessary in the Pit, anyway), please do so for more mundane reasons such as firing off a lot of baseless insults and failing to provide support for any of them. Karma, I’m sure, can take care of itself. > [@](#): > > An outsider or lurker looking in on this thread would get a good idea about the tone of this board, and it isn’t pretty. In the two fora in which real debates take place, the prevailing mode of discourse is strength-in-numbers invalidation and ostracizing. And the posters in this thread, for example, think that’s all well and good. You’re not and never were qualified to speak on behalf of an outsider, let alone the posters in this thread. I know you like to _say_ you know how they really feel, and yet refuse to name names or give examples when challenged, but I don’t see this giving you any credibility whatsoever. > [@](#): > > On the Web, especially when people post anonymously, the masks are off and you see people at their most petty and vicious. I’m not posting anonymously. “Bryan Ekers” is and always has been my real name. > [@](#): > > Further, there is a distinct bad-drives-out-good pattern in which boards get worse over time. Your implication that you are the “good” being victimized by my “bad” is without basis. I suggest you ask a mod to close this thread, if you’ve truly decided the issue isn’t worth further… well, I wouldn’t call what you do “debate”, nor “argument”, so I suggest calling it something neutral like “discussion”. I suggest (pointlessly, I know) that the next time you start a paranormal/New Age themed thread in GD, let me know by e-mail and I’ll take care to avoid posting in it. Thus whatever the result, it will clearly not be due to my influence, however vaguely I’m sure you will choose to define it. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/256 "2006-03-26T17:19:26Z")
Thank you, **Bryan** , I acknowledge your post. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/257 "2006-03-26T17:29:02Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > I’ve slept on this mess, and here’s what I’ve come up with: Shouldn’t sleep on a mess. It’ll screw with your lumbar. If your lumbar gets messed up, you’ve got nothing to build a house with. Except maybe [aluminum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=364348) > [@](#): > > 1. An outsider or lurker looking in on this thread would get a good idea about the tone of this board, and it isn’t pretty. In the two fora in which real debates take place, the prevailing mode of discourse is strength-in-numbers invalidation and ostracizing. And the posters in this thread, for example, think that’s all well and good. That, or they’ll think that you are a total dink. > [@](#): > > Thanks again, **Rubystreak** , for your pointing out (and drawing examples from another poster) that much of the debate here is disingenous, self-congratulatory, and foolish. Again, this hardly makes the board look good. And you are helping raise the tone of the board how exactly? As I’ve gone through the thread, you’ve displayed just as many nasty tendencies as anyone else here, if not more. > [@](#): > > 1. All this doesn’t make the SDMB any worse than any other board. On the Web, especially when people post anonymously, the masks are off and you see people at their most petty and vicious. Further, there is a distinct bad-drives-out-good pattern in which boards get worse over time. Don’t go getting up on that high horse just yet. You’re just as mud spattered as the rest of the crowd. If you want, I can go dredge up a bunch of cites from the board. I’d just prefer to wait and see if you can admit to your own faults first. > [@](#): > > The battle against ignorance _is_ taking time, but, sadly, it’s not happening here, except in GQ. And thanks for helping out with that. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/258 "2006-03-26T17:36:46Z")
Thank you, **Harborwolf**. And yes, I have already admitted to my own faults on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/259 "2006-03-26T17:41:05Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Thank you, **Harborwolf**. And yes, I have already admitted to my own faults on the SDMB. My apologies if this seems rude, but I have not seen it. At least not by itself. Even in this thread, any admission is followed closely by returning blame to the board itself. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/260 "2006-03-26T17:41:56Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > In the two fora in which real debates take place, the prevailing mode of discourse is strength-in-numbers invalidation and ostracizing. You really _are_ delusional. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864.md?page=14)