# Bryan Ekers, you are a thread-pissing dumbfuck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864 "2006-03-25T17:11:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 17

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/321 "2006-04-04T01:25:14Z")

</div>

> [@Aeschines](#):
>
> You didn’t answer my question. But let’s run with what you posted anyway.
> 
> What percentage of the board do you actually think would rather have **Ekers** totally gone, and what percentage of the board would rather have me totally gone, never to post again?

Oh, I’ll play this game, I think only a few would like to see \*\*Bryan Ekers \*\* gone and many would miss him. Many would love to see your brand of arrogance and stupidity gone. You’re an obnoxious and arrogant jerk most of the time.

Maybe we could start a poll on this and see how it turns out. Want to give it a try?  
Who actually likes you and your posts?

Jim

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/322 "2006-04-04T01:51:49Z")

</div>

Why has this thread been resurrected after being quiet for a week?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/323 "2006-04-04T02:08:45Z")

</div>

> [@Rubystreak](#):
>
> Why has this thread been resurrected after being quiet for a week?

I followed Bippy in. Is a week really too long? 😕

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/324 "2006-04-04T02:09:09Z")

</div>

> [@What Exit?](#):
>
> Maybe we could start a poll on this and see how it turns out. Want to give it a try?  
> Who actually likes you and your posts?
> 
> Jim

Oh, that is _such_ a bad idea! Popularity (and un-popularity) contests have been frowned upon here in the past. Not sure, but I think your proposal falls into such a category.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/325 "2006-04-04T02:10:33Z")

</div>

> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
>
> Oh, that is _such_ a bad idea! Popularity (and un-popularity) contests have been frowned upon here in the past. Not sure, but I think your proposal falls into such a category.

And I mean such contests involving SDMB members.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/326 "2006-04-04T02:10:35Z")

</div>

> [@Rubystreak](#):
>
> Why has this thread been resurrected after being quiet for a week?

[It was inevitable.](http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&chapter=11&verse=24&version=31&context=verse)

;j

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/327 "2006-04-04T02:12:33Z")

</div>

> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
>
> Oh, that is _such_ a bad idea! Popularity (and un-popularity) contests have been frowned upon here in the past. Not sure, but I think your proposal falls into such a category.

It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, I was trying to drive home my point. It was actually Aeschines that asked

> [@](#):
>
> What percentage of the board do you actually think would rather have Ekers totally gone, and what percentage of the board would rather have me totally gone, never to post again?

But I take your point and I withdraw my suggestion. A bad idea indeed.

Jim

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/328 "2006-04-04T02:14:59Z")

</div>

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> [It was inevitable.](http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&chapter=11&verse=24&version=31&context=verse)
> 
> ;j

Shhh. You had me at “dicks fuck assholes.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/329 "2006-04-04T02:27:28Z")

</div>

> [@What Exit?](#):
>
> I followed Bippy in. Is a week really too long? 😕

Did Aeschines do anything lately to warrant this being started up again? I haven’t been keeping track, but then again, I don’t in general. Bringing this thread up to the top seems like flogging a dead horse unless something new has happened to discuss again.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/330 "2006-04-04T02:30:46Z")

</div>

> [@Rubystreak](#):
>
> Did Aeschines do anything lately to warrant this being started up again? I haven’t been keeping track, but then again, I don’t in general. Bringing this thread up to the top seems like flogging a dead horse unless something new has happened to discuss again.

Sorry, I didn’t see it until tonight and I didn’t realize it was on hiatus.  
I bow out now unless \*\*Aeschines \*\* himself chooses to continue it.

Jim {dang, missed the party again}

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/331 "2006-04-04T02:36:15Z")

</div>

I’m still the \*_Grand Poobah_, right? If not, could I maybe be the [sub]Grand Poobah[/spoiler]?

Daniel

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/332 "2006-04-04T02:39:15Z")

</div>

Nah, you’ll just be Master of All Coding. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/333 "2006-04-04T02:56:48Z")

</div>

> [@faithfool](#):
>
> Nah, you’ll just be Master of All Coding. 😃

Make it [font=Tahoma]Master of All Coding[/color], and I’m so there!

Daniel

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/334 "2006-04-04T17:55:00Z")

</div>

[Frank Booth]  
Tahoma? Fuck that shit! Times New Roman is what you’ll drink tonight!  
[/Frank Booth]

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864.md?page=16)
