# Bryan Ekers, you are a thread-pissing dumbfuck **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864 "2006-03-25T17:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/21 "2006-03-25T19:08:30Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Not opening oneself to attack is no sin when one is not a dickhead. Which completely misses my point: posting _at all_ is opening oneself to attack. Even a drive-by. _Especially_ a drive-by, as the respondants are free to criticise without contradiction. > [@](#): > > But there is a certain type of Internet personality that likes to snipe at others’ opinions without really ever having an opinion of one’s own. They also like to participate in pileons, as **Ekers** has done when people on my side of the debate have been lynched in the Pit ( **SnakeSpirit** et al.). > > Sometimes they are good at it, get in their zingers, and never get called on the sum total of their posting. **Ekers** is pretty shitty at the strategy, does from time to time get blasted back, and now I’m calling him out for his overall narcicisstic strategy. > > In general, **Ekers** is a mean, negative little pitbull who hits and runs in threads. Which you have clearly proven by linking to one thread where he had a brief, but on-topic, contribution, and another thread where he posted a harmless joke. Not terribly convincing. On preview: > [@Aeschines](#): > > Here he gets his zinger in about abortion and is gone from the thread: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...ad.php?t=362373](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...ad.php?t=362373) How is that even a “zinger”? It’s a perfectly legitimate question. You’re really reaching for evidence to prove your increasingly flimsy OP. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/22 "2006-03-25T19:10:35Z")
**Ekers** makes a funny in this thread! > **[Does "Hoodia" Work?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360481)** > > If it does, this stuff ought to sell like hotcakes. supposedly, I kills your apetite (so you can lose weight by fasting). Anybody have personal experience with it? Is it dangerous? Looking at his posts, the vast majority are one-liners like this, not real give-and-take participation. The origin of the high post count is clear. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/23 "2006-03-25T19:21:38Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361205&page=2&pp=40](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361205&page=2&pp=40) > [@](#): > > > [@Bricker](#): > > > > Bush has been compared to Hitler on these boards many times > > And don’t such comparisons routinely get more challenge and ridicule than support? > > You thought you’d get a certain response, and when it didn’t come, you starting weaseling and dodging (you “expect” you know what views are “privately” held?). Sure, we have a handful of rabid Bush- and capitalism-haters, but their views aren’t common around here, let alone a majority. > > Fortunately, your views are also uncommon, else this board would be drowning in bullshit. If I’m not mistaken, inductive reasoning tells me that **Ekers** doesn’t like Bush. If that is so, then I owe him an apology, insamuch as he can’t be a _total_ moron. However, the above is a pretty typical **Ekers** slash: He sets another poster straight with a brilliant ( :rolleyes: ) zinger and is never seen in the thread again. Can anyone provide a contrasting example of **Ekers** engaging in an extended debate? The current Wilson thead exchange between him and Liberal (in which Liberal hands him his ass) is about as long a volley as I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/24 "2006-03-25T19:25:38Z")
It seems to me to be perfectly clear that **Aeschines** is fully prepared to both carry on the thread and demonstrate the ridiculousness of the OP all by himself. I vote the rest of us go have a beer. ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/25 "2006-03-25T19:26:29Z")
The first think I thought of when I read the original **Aeschines** thread was a saying of an old boss of mine when our small group was faced with a big job. “It’s like an ant crawling up an elephant’s trunk with intent to mug.” ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/26 "2006-03-25T19:31:25Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Which completely misses my point: posting _at all_ is opening oneself to attack. Even a drive-by. _Especially_ a drive-by, as the respondants are free to criticise without contradiction. If you want to split hairs, yeah, it’s a matter of degree. A skillful drive-byer, however, is pretty safe, especially if his/her zingers are good. Or do you not agree that such a posting style exists and that it’s not very cool? > [@](#): > > Which you have clearly proven by linking to one thread where he had a brief, but on-topic, contribution, and another thread where he posted a harmless joke. I could go on all day. The dude’s posting style is pretty clear. Not interactive in the least, usually dropping just a funny or a snark, and extremely vitriolic when he “knows” he’s right about a topic. Feel free to post any examples that contradict the above characterization. The dudes got over 13,000 posts from which I could easily provide as many examples to support my claim as I’d like. Unless you’ve got the counterexamples, you’re going to drown. > [@](#): > > How is that even a “zinger”? It’s a perfectly legitimate question. You’re really reaching for evidence to prove your increasingly flimsy OP. It’s a zinger in that he thinks the question alone has made his point and he doesn’t bother to stick around for the answer or to respond to it. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/27 "2006-03-25T19:33:12Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > It takes all kinds, including your kind and including **Bryan Ekers** ’ kind. People habituate the SDMB for their own reasons and purposes. Actually, I think your particular kind (complete fucking tool mod) is not really necessary on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/28 "2006-03-25T19:34:19Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > The first think I thought of when I read the original **Aeschines** thread was a saying of an old boss of mine when our small group was faced with a big job. “It’s like an ant crawling up an elephant’s trunk with intent to mug.” OK, let’s run with this. Am I to understand that **Ekers** is a giant of the board, a really good contributor and respected poster? Is that your opinion? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/29 "2006-03-25T19:35:16Z")
Was **Aeschines** the one who used to tell us that **mswas** ’s long rambling paranoid theories were absolutely brilliant? Or was that someone else, and some other paranoid conspiracy theorist? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/30 "2006-03-25T19:37:42Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Thanks for the cite of the thread, in which you thoroughly embarrassed yourself. Somebody embarrassed himself in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/31 "2006-03-25T19:42:20Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Was **Aeschines** the one who used to tell us that **mswas** ’s long rambling paranoid theories were absolutely brilliant? Or was that someone else, and some other paranoid conspiracy theorist? There was a bit of an unholy triumvirate involving **Aeschines** , **mswas** , and **drmark2000**. Of the three, two were suspended ( **mswas** ’ suspension is over, but he does not seem to have returned), and I fear **Aeschines** is cracking under the strain of bearing the entire load on his own. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/32 "2006-03-25T19:47:52Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I vote the rest of us go have a beer. I’m buying. > [@Aeschines](#): > > Actually, I think your particular kind (complete fucking tool mod) is not really necessary on the board. Thanks for taking the heat off me from that other thread. Thankfully, I’ve started enough threads that I can finally feel secure in knowing you’ll lay off me for once. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/33 "2006-03-25T19:48:16Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > OK, let’s run with this. Am I to understand that **Ekers** is a giant of the board, a really good contributor and respected poster? > > Is that your opinion? It’s probably everyone’s opinion that he’s a far more valuable member than you, in that he doesn’t actively make the board worse with his presence. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/34 "2006-03-25T19:48:35Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I fear **Aeschines** is cracking under the strain of bearing the entire load on his own. Oh it’s a “load” alright. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/35 "2006-03-25T19:49:32Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > OK, let’s run with this. Am I to understand that **Ekers** is a giant of the board, a really good contributor and respected poster? > > Is that your opinion? Compared to you? Yes. That seems to be the general consensus. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/36 "2006-03-25T19:50:45Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Thanks for taking the heat off me from that other thread. What other thread? Where’s the ‘innocent look’ smiley? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/37 "2006-03-25T19:50:49Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Was **Aeschines** the one who used to tell us that **mswas** ’s long rambling paranoid theories were absolutely brilliant? Probably. He can pretty much be guaranteed to hold whatever opinion is unpopular at the time. It’s common behaviour among those who thrive on attention no matter what the kind. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/38 "2006-03-25T19:51:27Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > If you want to split hairs, yeah, it’s a matter of degree. A skillful drive-byer, however, is pretty safe, especially if his/her zingers are good. I’m not certain what you think my argument is, as I’m not engaging in any hair-splitting at all. > [@](#): > > Or do you not agree that such a posting style exists and that it’s not very cool? Agree with the first part, disagree with the second. Drive-bys are not, in and of themselves, a negative or a positive. Content and context matter, as always. A drive-by in a political thread that says nothing more than “Bush sucks!” is not useful, and indicative of tooldom on the part of the poster. However, drive-bys can also be witty, or to the point. A good argument is not judged merely on length. And most often, drive-bys are not intended to be serious arguments at all, but merely jokes for the amusement of anyone in the thread. Most of the quotes you’ve pulled from **Bryan** seem to be in the latter category. > [@](#): > > I could go on all day. The dude’s posting style is pretty clear. Not interactive in the least, usually dropping just a funny or a snark, and extremely vitriolic when he “knows” he’s right about a topic. If you’re planning on going on all day, you should probably get started soon, because so far, your examples have been uniformly poor. He’s already posted extensively to the thread that generated this pitting, invalidating what ought to be your most damning evidence, and everything else you’ve pulled up have been harmless jokes, or valid points that didn’t need further elaboration. > [@](#): > > Feel free to post any examples that contradict the above characterization. The dudes got over 13,000 posts from which I could easily provide as many examples to support my claim as I’d like. Unless you’ve got the counterexamples, you’re going to drown. I’ll see what I can find, but don’t let that stop you from posting more examples. So far, I haven’t had any trouble keeping my head above water. > [@](#): > > It’s a zinger in that he thinks the question alone has made his point and he doesn’t bother to stick around for the answer or to respond to it. Or, perhaps he found the answer satisfactory, and didn’t feel the need to respond again. Not posting to a thread is not the same as not reading it. And for the record, yes, I think **Bryan** is a clever, witty poster, and a solid asset to the boards in general. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/39 "2006-03-25T19:56:46Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > It’s probably everyone’s opinion that he’s a far more valuable member than you, in that he doesn’t actively make the board worse with his presence. You didn’t answer my question. But let’s run with what you posted anyway. What percentage of the board do you actually think would rather have **Ekers** totally gone, and what percentage of the board would rather have me totally gone, never to post again? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864/40 "2006-03-25T19:58:03Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > Somebody embarrassed himself in that thread. That’s what I said. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bryan-ekers-you-are-a-thread-pissing-dumbfuck/349864.md?page=3)