# BT drnk

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 18, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870 "2006-03-18T03:58:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/1 "2006-03-18T03:58:35Z")

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U Am No Drunk?!

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/2 "2006-03-18T04:00:07Z")

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VBut aftr 3 tries at least dog the right forz

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/3 "2006-03-18T04:01:37Z")

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And a very happy St. Patrick’s day to you as well. Hope you’re feeling all right tomorrow morning.

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/4 "2006-03-18T04:01:42Z")

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fost funny mxb hzhhz hos cfnk h coiv jp dn worry gest ing new bhfreth lhyzer

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/5 "2006-03-18T04:06:43Z")

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> [@yBeayf](#):
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> fost funny mxb hzhhz hos cfnk h coiv jp dn worry gest ing new bhfreth lhyzer

Maybe, but I’ve never actually been in the market for a washing machine.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/6 "2006-03-18T04:24:19Z")

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> [@yBeayf](#):
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> fost funny mxb hzhhz hos cfnk h coiv jp dn worry gest ing new bhfreth lhyzer

You’re ingesting a new breathalyzer? I think the results might be a little different than you expect.

I don’t think you’ll ever live this down, BTW. 😃

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/7 "2006-03-18T04:33:37Z")

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Two words: [monkey butler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864).

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/8 "2006-03-18T05:02:12Z")

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Two more words: [Shoehorn butterhorse](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764).

I miss **Homer**.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/9 "2006-03-18T05:20:57Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Two words: [monkey butler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864).

Best. Thread. Ever.

I miss **Homer** too. Wonder what he’s up to.

☹

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bt-drnk/348870/10 "2006-03-18T05:47:26Z")

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I’m sure we all know why this one is closed. (But if it helps: no drinkey-drinkey and posty-posty.)