# Bubbadog - you are cordially invited to lick my sweaty ball sack **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 9, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995 "2003-12-09T19:54:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/21 "2003-12-10T02:34:31Z")
[hijack] > [@](#): > > Shirley Ujest showing great wisdom sees that lame comic strips are a rantable offense and opens a new OP. Wow. I’m actually mentioned in a pit thread and in nice tones too. I’m rarely mentioned here, and well, I think I am unpittable, ergo, boring. Either I’ve finally arrived or …well…I …guess I am use to starting semi-interesting lame threads or rantible articles found elsewear and then I just sit back and watch smarter, more eludicating coherent dopers bash it out. ( I do the same thing at family gatherings, its loads of fun.) I’m kinda quasi-honored. Do I get a medal or something? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/22 "2003-12-10T06:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > **Do I get a medal or something?** Yes. Unfortunately, it’s sweaty and you have to lick it. It’s the price of fame. ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/23 "2003-12-10T06:41:53Z")
I can’t help but envisage **Blowero** as the comic book guy from the ‘Simpsons’ now. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/24 "2003-12-10T09:21:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ntucker \* > What difference does it make? Ok, their discussion was _very solemn and serious_, and he made a crack. He **was** just making a fun comment on which comics are lame. Who cares? Only you. It makes no difference at all, ntucker. In fact, the whole thing was over and done with until Bubba saw fit to post this and other nasty comments in a completely different thread: > [@](#): > > Since this is the pit - Would it be inappropriate to state that a comic drawing of Blowero kissing my butt would actually be a downright funny comic strip? The guy obviously wants to trade insults, so I opened a new thread. The only reason I explained the situation in such excruciating detail is because the whiny fucker was crying about how I gave him flack for “straying off topic”, which is a gross distortion of what actually happened. What’s your beef, anyway, ntucker? You’re pissed because I started a _new_ thread, rather than posting my insults in a thread that had nothing to do with the subject, as Bubba did? Jesus Christ, dude - if it bugs you that much don’t read my thread. How hard is that? > [@](#): > > You’re obviously pretty worked up about this, and **BubbaDog** is obviously willing to laugh it off as the miscommunication it was, even though you’re the one being the big asshole about it. Doesn’t that make you feel stupid? What are you, a sock puppet for Bubba? He was the one who was so bent out of shape that he carried the baggage with him to another thread. I had completely forgotten about it until I all of a sudden see him telling me to kiss his ass. I’m sure _you_ just take it in stride when someone tells you to kiss his ass, huh ntucker? Since you’re so laid back, I’m sure you won’t bother to respond to this: Kiss my ass.😉 RhumRunner: > [@](#): > > When Bubba is done, I’d like to lick your nuts as well. Well, OK, but most of the sweat is gonna already be licked off by that point. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/25 "2003-12-10T09:22:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WILLASS \* > \*\*I can’t help but envisage **Blowero** as the comic book guy from the ‘Simpsons’ now. \*\* Worst. Post. Ever.😉 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/26 "2003-12-10T13:17:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by blowero \* > \*\* > What are you, a sock puppet for Bubba?_\* Jeez, **Blowero** your whining just doesn’t stop does it? Some guy factually points out that you’re over the top with your pitting and you dive back into “bunched up panties” mode. **GET OVER IT, CLOWN!** Bubba I’m afraid of Sock puppets anyway. All sock puppets are evil ---
**Author:** ![Creative\_Munster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Creative\_Munster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creative_Munster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/27 "2003-12-10T14:54:14Z")
When I read the first thread, I was taken aback that you would find any deeper meaning in the comments that he made. Bubba’s comments seemed really straight forward to me, and when I read them I took them at face value. I don’t really know why you were unable to do otherwise. Although **Aholibah** read it the same way you did. Anyway, I have read several of **Bubba Dog’s** posts, and from reading them I have reached the conclusion that he is really a nice guy who enjoys kidding around good naturedly from time to time. Until someone proves themselves to be an ass, it’s probably the best course of action to assume they are not. I have found it makes life a lot easier. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/28 "2003-12-10T15:05:27Z")
Though I agree that **blowero** is getting overly pantie-bunched about the comments, I really would love to see what **BubbaDog** thinks the joke actually is, compared to the simple, obvious, and shit jokes in Zippy (e.g. “He’s mailing his letter in the mailbox… but it’s actually a trashcan!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Eugh. I think I’ve soiled myself). ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/29 "2003-12-10T20:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creative\_Munster \* > \*\*When I read the first thread, I was taken aback that you would find any deeper meaning in the comments that he made. Bubba’s comments seemed really straight forward to me, and when I read them I took them at face value. I don’t really know why you were unable to do otherwise. Although **Aholibah** read it the same way you did. > > Anyway, I have read several of **Bubba Dog’s** posts, and from reading them I have reached the conclusion that he is really a nice guy who enjoys kidding around good naturedly from time to time. Until someone proves themselves to be an ass, it’s probably the best course of action to assume they are not. I have found it makes life a lot easier. \*\* I’ll say one more thing, then I’m out of here. I’m not sure why people aren’t understanding me, but I DIDN’T PIT BUBBA FOR SAYING FAMILY CIRCUS WASN’T FUNNY. I misunderstood his point, but in my opinion, understandably so. Bubba is the one who got bent out of shape about it. I’m not going to explain it further, because that just seems to enrage certain penii like Waverly and WILLASS who seem to have nothing better to do than to follow me around on the boards. Get a life, guys. I pitted him for his little snide comment about “Blowero kissing my butt”. I didn’t want to muck up Shirley’s thread, so I started a new one. I guess there’s an inherent bias against whoever _starts_ a thread, even though my purpose was to follow board protocol. (Which is probably why Bubba was too much of a pussy to pit me in the first place.) I guess I’m not seeing any inherent difference between kissing a butt and licking a ball sack, as far as insults go, but apparently the former constitutes good-natured “kidding around”, while the latter constitutes something else? Anyway, I don’t have any more time for this nonsense, so I will leave Bubba with this thought FUCK YOU!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/30 "2003-12-10T21:02:36Z")
My head hurts. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/31 "2003-12-10T22:10:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*My head hurts. \*\* Mine too. It looks like **Blowero** is done with his tantrum and as much as I just love my username (and one funky kinky sex act) bouncing to the top of the list everytime somebody posts - I’m all for just closing this thread down. **Mods** , If any of you wander through here, please shut this down. I know I didn’t start this thread but it looks like the two of us have pretty well played this thing out. My apologies to everyone (well hell, everyone except **Blowero** ) for being part of something that wasted your time. Bubba ---
**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/32 "2003-12-10T23:03:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > The only reason I explained the situation in such excruciating detail is because the whiny fucker was crying about how I gave him flack for “straying off topic”, which is a gross distortion of what actually happened. Yes, a gross distortion indeed. You were actually giving him flack about … nothing of any merit whatsoever. You keep accusing him of getting bent out of shape over nothing, yet you lay into him by saying you “expect [his] comment to actually have something to do with the discussion at hand”, and as of yet his worst crime had been calling your overanalysis of his offhand comment “interesting.” > [@](#): > > What’s your beef, anyway, ntucker? You’re pissed because I started a _new_ thread, rather than posting my insults in a thread that had nothing to do with the subject, as Bubba did? I have no beef. Just trying to enlighten you about the fact that you look like an idiot and are getting bent out of shape over nothing. > [@](#): > > Jesus Christ, dude - if it bugs you that much don’t read my thread. How hard is that? Jesus Christ, dude - if it bugs you so much to read my responses, don’t. Jesus Christ, dude - if what **BubbaDog** says bugs you so much, don’t read it. Jesus Christ, dude - get your fucking blood pressure checked. > [@](#): > > I’m sure _you_ just take it in stride when someone tells you to kiss his ass, huh ntucker? Um, sure. Why not? > [@](#): > > What are you, a sock puppet for Bubba? Isn’t accusing others of being sock puppets a violation of board rules? ---
**Author:** ![Creative\_Munster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Creative\_Munster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creative_Munster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/33 "2003-12-10T23:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > \*\*I guess I’m not seeing any inherent difference between kissing a butt and licking a ball sack, as far as insults go, but apparently the former constitutes good-natured “kidding around”, while the latter constitutes something else?B] You don’t see the difference in the insults “kiss my butt” and “lick my ball sack.” That’s interesting. I think “kiss my butt” is rather innocuous, whereas “lick my ball sack” is a hell of a lot harsher. If you don’t think so, imagine hearing an eight year old saying both phrases. Which one would you find normal and which one would you find shocking? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995/34 "2003-12-12T11:01:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > Waverly and WILLASS who seem to have nothing better to do than to follow me around on the boards. Get a life, guys. Got a cite for that, fucknut? I comment on your idiocy if and when our paths intersect. I couldn’t be bothered to follow you, or any low functioning idgit, around. The problem is the frequency with which you delight us with your stupidity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bubbadog-you-are-cordially-invited-to-lick-my-sweaty-ball-sack/217995.md?page=1)