# "Buckle up for Jesus."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buckle-up-for-jesus/118436>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buckle-up-for-jesus/118436 "2002-07-11T15:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buckle-up-for-jesus/118436/1 "2002-07-11T15:51:11Z")

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Saw this on a bumpersticker in Ohio.

Can anyone explain what the hell that’s supposed to mean?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buckle-up-for-jesus/118436/2 "2002-07-11T16:56:12Z")

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People who don’t wear seatbelts make the baby Jesus cry.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buckle-up-for-jesus/118436/3 "2002-07-11T17:54:16Z")

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Jesus is awfully squemish, it seems. He gets really grossed-out when He is cruising around heaven and sees newly arrived souls with massive, gaping headwounds and facial features that have been forced thru windshields. I heard tell that He _passed-out_ right there in front of God and everybody when Princess Di came up to introduce herself all covered in blood and gore!

So do JC a favor: buckle up to prevent gross corpses. He doesn’t mind if your dead, He just doesn’t want to see the mess.

You should see the other bumper stickers out there. “Suicide by poison for Jesus”, “If you are just plain ugly, Go to Hell for Jesus” and “Breast Enhancement Surgery for Jesus”. Seems the Son of God is a tit-man. (I thought he was gay!)  
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_I scream, you scream, we all get tit-jobs for Ice Cream!