# Bud screws drinkers once again.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 18, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994 "2013-04-18T01:51:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994/41 "2013-04-19T21:55:21Z")

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“Aluminum can be stretched only about 10 percent without fracturing, which requires that the angles of the bow tie be very precise.”

I call shenanigans. The end of the can makes a couple right-angle turns.

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**Author:** ![what\_do\_I\_type\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a5b964/32.png) [@what\_do\_I\_type\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/what_do_I_type_here)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994/42 "2013-04-20T17:13:41Z")

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Young drinkers? If I were still 21 and my friends saw me drinking out of that can, they’d beat me until my retinas detached.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994/43 "2013-04-23T00:57:11Z")

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You beer consumers will want to sharpen up your pitchforks after you read what else [InBev is up to](http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-10-25/the-plot-to-destroy-americas-beer).

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bud-screws-drinkers-once-again/655994/44 "2013-04-23T01:03:31Z")

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Luckily, I never drink any InBev brands to begin with, so boycotting them won’t be hard to do. Here’s hoping their stock craters massively.

Long Live brewpubs! Long Live Regional breweries! Long Live homebrew! Fuck InBev!

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