# Buffalo Bilious and others like him, come on in for a quick word or two **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525 "2013-08-18T01:13:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/1 "2013-08-18T01:13:18Z")
**Buffalo Bilious** , let’s have a word if you don’t mind. I’d like to address some intellectual difficulties you seem to be having here. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/5): > > If you’re gay, then just STFU about it and get on with your life. No. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/5): > > While you’re doing that, I’ll be at the local Home Depot, protesting about violence against nails. They have a right to exist without being violently struck by a hammer. Possibly the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard on this message board or anywhere else. It was so stupid, all the Home Depots in the world have posted a picture of you with the caption “Moron. Do not allow this man on the premises under any circumstance whatsoever” > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/5): > > But we need to forget about all that and concentrate on your “equality” because you simply prefer to orally satisfy your same-sex partner? You reduce love, attraction, commitment and marriage to the act of oral sex. I would roll my eyes and shake my head, but I understand that to a person of your limited intellect, this sort of comparison/reduction actually makes sense. I pity you. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/7): > > I know a handful of gay folks and they’re all happy, healthy and living what could conservatively called a comfortable middle-class lifestyle. More like Upper-Middle Class. In other words, they’re perfectly “vanilla”. They don’t clamor for “special rights” because they don’t need them… they don’t define themselves by their sexuality. Ah, the old “I have a black friend so I can’t be racist” defense mixed with “I don’t have a problem with black people as long as they know their place and aren’t all uppity.” Classy. Here’s a pine cone. Why don’t you shove it up your ass a few times, as that activity would be just as productive and entertaining as this quote. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/16): > > Russia doesn’t like gays? Hokay… The South Side of Chicago doesn’t like White People, no matter whether theyre gay or straight. Get used to it. Telling people to get used to being unfairly treated and hated is heartless. You are a monster. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/22): > > That said, the Jews have been picked on, beat up and killed for the last 4000 years, and despite that history of pure misery and the search for equality, I doubt you’ll find a single Rabbi that would perform a homosexual marrIage. > > Nu? This would be funny if it weren’t so unrelentingly stupid. Oh wait, no. It IS funny BECAUSE it’s so unrelentingly stupid. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/35): > > “Homo” is a slur, but “homosexual” is acceptable? How do the extra three syllables make everything OK? I’ll give you a hint here, Jap is offensive too and fits a similar pattern. But Brit doesn’t. Inconceivable, isn’t it? Language sure is a bitch sometimes. Get fucking used to it, you shit stain. Of course you’re not actually making a semantic argument. You’re just enjoying calling people homos. I wonder what your gay friends would think of you, the ones that don’t clamor for those “special rights.” > [@Gays and Lesbians, more affluent than average?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gays-and-lesbians-more-affluent-than-average/665221/19): > > I’ve got no dog in this fight, but I find the comments concerting in that it appears we’re now parsing LGBT “affluence”. When did sexual orientation become a “right” to promtion or higher than average wages? The fact that one is gay does not and should not shade their job performance (or lack thereof). > > Just more Balkanization of the country. > > / knows a bunch of gay folks, and money isn’t one of their problems. > > // worked with a guy who decided to tran… jeezus, what a complete and utter train wreck. Nobody fucking said that LGBT folks should automatically be promoted based on their sexual identities. You’re a grade A moron through and through. > [@Gays and Lesbians, more affluent than average?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gays-and-lesbians-more-affluent-than-average/665221/28): > > Vis a vis the OP, I’m not seeing any gay folks on the street begging for change simply because they’re gay. > > This is what I’m talking about… If I don’t get a job, can I bitch about it being because I’m Irish?. Just when I thought you were about to say something smart! Oh no, no I didn’t. But wow, could you have said anything stupider? The depths of your (lack of) intellect never cease to amaze. Of course you could bitch about it, and you could successfully sue over it too, if someone fired you or refused to give you a job because you’re Irish. Same should apply to gay folks. > [@Difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasms?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/difference-between-vaginal-and-clitoral-orgasms/664686/6): > > Speaking as a man, I must ask…who cares? 😃 I leave you all with this final quote. He dropped this particularly rank turd in a thread about vaginal vs clitoral orgasm. Obviously you don’t care. You couldn’t care less about what makes other people happy, satisfied, or loved. You care about one thing and one thing only, your own damn self. So a big hearty middle finger to you, **Buffalo Bilious** , and all those like you. May a thousand fabulous porcupines crawl up your ass backwards, and may all your inbox be forever filled with spam, preferably from all the gay websites you secretly visit and try to delete ineptly from your history. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/2 "2013-08-18T01:18:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I know a handful of gay folks… sure that isn’t mouthful? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/3 "2013-08-18T01:21:28Z")
He seems to be trying to raise threadshitting to a high art. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/4 "2013-08-18T01:30:59Z")
> [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/5): > > Jesus Hopping Christ on a Pogo Stick… I’ve now officially had absolutely enough of seeing or hearing about homosexuals and their real or imagined travails. You can tell he’s had enough of hearing about homosexuals by the way he keeps going into threads about homosexuals to talk about homosexuals. Because that’s what people do when they’re bored with a topic – they talk about it whenever they can. He was the fourth person to reply to the “Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian” thread (with the post quoted above), and as of right now has written nearly a quarter of the replies in the thread (9 out of 37)…despite having neither any information relevant to the OP’s question nor any interest in the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/5 "2013-08-18T01:46:48Z")
Good solid work in the OP. But you missed one. > [@Prevalence of Homosexuality in Russian...and variance amongst countries.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prevalence-of-homosexuality-in-russian-and-variance-amongst-countries/666500/7): > > They don’t clamor for “special rights” because they don’t need them Gay people aren’t asking for special rights. What they want are the same rights that everyone else has. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/6 "2013-08-18T01:52:39Z")
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. Gay. (I’m not, but repulsive bigots kinda make me wish I was.) ---
**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/7 "2013-08-18T01:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > May a thousand fabulous porcupines crawl up your ass backwards, and may all your inbox be forever filled with spam, preferably from all the gay websites you secretly visit and try to delete ineptly from your history. Bravo! I am so going to steal this one… ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/8 "2013-08-18T02:03:39Z")
I give you a 2.5 out of 10. Point by point rebuttal was not the way to go. “Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/9 "2013-08-18T02:14:16Z")
Obviously the Russian judge. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/10 "2013-08-18T03:25:36Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Obviously the Russian judge. Yeah, no gay propaganda for HIM. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/11 "2013-08-18T03:45:35Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Yeah, no gay propaganda for HIM. Nor from. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/12 "2013-08-18T03:45:43Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Good solid work in the OP. But you missed one. Gay people aren’t asking for special rights. What they want are the same rights that everyone else has. That’s the argument that kills me. “They want special rights!” No asshole, YOU want to take away their rights because you’re insecure and uncomfortable with your own sexuality. Pretty much everyone in the world just wants to have the same rights to be themselves and live their own lives and you and I do. I’m not gay\*, but I’m comfortable in who I am, so I don’t get angry or uncomfortable when people are different from me\*\*. - Isn’t really a binary switch. It is more like a spectrum. I’d say that I’m about 85-90% heterosexual. No, I’ve never had a homosexual experience, and I may never. But I don’t run in fear from the thought or lash out at others over it. \*\* Well, unless people are going out of their way to make me uncomfortable. Or clowns. Clowns make me uncomfortable. And mimes. Mimes don’t deserve the same rights as… wait. Let me start again… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/13 "2013-08-18T04:23:10Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Obviously the Russian judge. You really should post in the Pit more often. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/14 "2013-08-18T05:19:41Z")
I see the cretinous bigot even worked in an Obamacare reference. Nice! Here are a few corrections: First of all, it’s Romneycare. Obamacare had a public option. That was taken out. What we have left is the plan Romney set up in Massachusetts, the one no major Republican had a problem with in 2008. So methinks 'ol Buffalo sips deep from the vat of crazy. Clearly he’s enamored with the idea of putting insurance companies back in charge, the same dishonest clowns that would yank away coverage as soon as needed cancer treatment, supposedly because you didn’t tell them about your acne. Blue Cross did this. As for the idea that some full time workers will be shifted to part time, [this effect is expected to be small](http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2013/08/can-we-see-the-effects-of-the-play-or-pay-obamacare-mandate-in-the-data-yet.html). Meanwhile 30? million gain health insurance, more or less depending upon if you live in an obstructionist red state. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/15 "2013-08-18T06:58:10Z")
I’m impressed with the work drew put in. I was just going to tell him to eat a bag of dicks. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/16 "2013-08-18T10:10:27Z")
It’s a clear case of suicide-by-mod in action. Hardly worth more than two sentences of commentary. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/17 "2013-08-18T12:48:07Z")
**drewtwo99** , this is probably one of the best pittings I’ve seen on this board. Well done.\*\* Buffalo Bilious\*\* was bugging the shit out of me, too, and thoroughly deserves the roasting you gave him. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/18 "2013-08-18T12:49:55Z")
But why do we even come here if not for the Straight Dopes? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/19 "2013-08-18T12:49:56Z")
One of the few times I bet myself “Join Date \” and was wrong. How has this guy lasted here since Feb??? And more of an ATMB question, but… _why_ is this guy still here??? ---
**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-bilious-and-others-like-him-come-on-in-for-a-quick-word-or-two/666525/20 "2013-08-18T12:51:29Z")
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