# Buffalo can’t become a Lion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 9, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013 "2010-11-09T08:32:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Abisafyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a4c791/32.png) [@Abisafyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abisafyan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/1 "2010-11-09T08:32:33Z")

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\*\*Buffalo can’t become a Lion \*\*

Mr. President Obama, how giant a buffalo might be it can’t become a lion by casting a vote of support thereto. Somalia is far better, may be supported for bringing her in the club of world big five, for Somalia unlike India is not sitting on UN Security Council Resolutions for more than 60 years in re: Kashmir!!!  
Mr. President Obama, you are worry about Burma, which is an independent country but you could not feel the least about Indian Brahmin Terrorism in the IHK and who martyred more than 80,000 Kashmiri men, women, & children thus far simply because Kashmiris want freedom!!!  
However, Mr. President Barack Obama, thanks to you & your country for calling spade a spade in Bharat speaking generally.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/2 "2010-11-09T08:40:01Z")

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Yes that’s right, there’s only one side to the story - and what a surprise! It’s the one you believe!

Your metaphors, however, need some work.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/3 "2010-11-09T11:32:42Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2wSWe9zzE)

Buffalos don’t need to become lions. (Warning: Link shows horrible things done to lion by buffalo.)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/4 "2010-11-09T12:40:25Z")

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> [@Abisafyan](#):
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> \*\*Buffalo can’t become a Lion \*\*
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> Mr. President Obama, how giant a buffalo might be it can’t become a lion by casting a vote of support thereto. Somalia is far better, may be supported for bringing her in the club of world big five, for Somalia unlike India is not sitting on UN Security Council Resolutions for more than 60 years in re: Kashmir!!!  
> Mr. President Obama, you are worry about Burma, which is an independent country but you could not feel the least about Indian Brahmin Terrorism in the IHK and who martyred more than 80,000 Kashmiri men, women, & children thus far simply because Kashmiris want freedom!!!  
> However, Mr. President Barack Obama, thanks to you & your country for calling spade a spade in Bharat speaking generally.

Can you provide any links to what he actually said?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/5 "2010-11-09T13:07:02Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Yes that’s right, there’s only one side to the story - and what a surprise! It’s the one you believe!

No, you don’t understand. Even the Hindi Kashmiris want to be free to join Pakistan.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/6 "2010-11-09T16:09:37Z")

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Yeah, Somalia would be better…don’t you actually have to have a functional government to be considered for the Security Council?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/7 "2010-11-09T16:26:39Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Can you provide any links to what he actually said?

What he said that the OP is objecting to, I think, is “In the years ahead, I look forward to a reformed United Nations Security Council that includes India as a permanent member,”

From [here](http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6A24UN20101108).

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/8 "2010-11-09T16:28:32Z")

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I’m all in favor of Kashmir and Pakistan being reunited. As provinces of India.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/9 "2010-11-09T16:30:09Z")

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Wouldn’t it be better for the Security Council to have a few buffaloes, rather than just lions (and ex-lions like Britain, France and Russia)?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/10 "2010-11-09T16:30:39Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> I’m all in favor of Kashmir and Pakistan being reunited. As provinces of India.

Don’t forget Bangladesh!

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/11 "2010-11-09T16:30:48Z")

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Listen, even Buffalo doesn’t want the Lions. If we’re going to lose the Bills then Ralph Wilson Stadium should sit empty.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/12 "2010-11-09T16:31:51Z")

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> [@Abisafyan](#):
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> \*\*Buffalo can’t become a Lion \*\*

However, Buffalo can **fuck** a Lion! 🙂

(PM me for reasonably-priced video.)

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**Author:** ![Abisafyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a4c791/32.png) [@Abisafyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abisafyan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/13 "2010-11-09T16:42:19Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Can you provide any links to what he actually said?

yes,

[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/08/obama-india-on-un-securit\_n\_780229.html](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/08/obama-india-on-un-securit_n_780229.html)

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**Author:** ![Abisafyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a4c791/32.png) [@Abisafyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abisafyan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/14 "2010-11-09T16:49:22Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> However, Buffalo can **fuck** a Lion! 🙂
> 
> (PM me for reasonably-priced video.)

buffalo is a feminine gender

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/15 "2010-11-09T16:55:37Z")

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> [@Duke](#):
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> Listen, even Buffalo doesn’t want the Lions. If we’re going to lose the Bills then Ralph Wilson Stadium should sit empty.

That’s really what I thought this thread was going to be about. And to be honest, even THAT would have made more sense than the OP.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/16 "2010-11-09T17:02:24Z")

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> [@Abisafyan](#):
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> buffalo is a feminine gender

[Explanation.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwnwbG9YLE)(warning-YouTube)

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/17 "2010-11-09T17:03:44Z")

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> [@Duke](#):
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> Listen, even Buffalo doesn’t want the Lions. If we’re going to lose the Bills then Ralph Wilson Stadium should sit empty.

Hey, at least the Bills and the Lions at least try, unlike the Cowboys.

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**Author:** ![Abisafyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a4c791/32.png) [@Abisafyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abisafyan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/18 "2010-11-09T17:04:37Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Don’t forget Bangladesh!

above all, Bangladesh is victory of Bengali Muslims not of Hindus.

plz forget 1000 years Muslims Rule & prior that more than1000 years rule of other nations if you can!!!

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/19 "2010-11-09T17:06:08Z")

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The Bills and Lions both suck this year. And I think the Lions QB has a shoulder injury. Been a long decade for fans of both teams.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffalo-can-t-become-a-lion/560013/20 "2010-11-09T17:07:12Z")

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> [@Abisafyan](#):
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> above all, Bangladesh is victory of Bengali Muslims not of Hindus.
> 
> plz forget . . .

Indeed, I shall do my best.

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