# Buffy challenge - 100 (or more) characters

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197 "2006-03-20T21:20:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/1 "2006-03-20T21:20:40Z")

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Well, seeing that [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=363183) and [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361586) were such hits, I suppose it’s inevitable that a similar thread on “Buffy” characters would crop up - so I might as well start it! 😉

Anyway, same goal: list 100 (or more) characters w/o repeating a one.

**Tara Maclay** : “You found the last known urn of Osiris on Ebay?”

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### Author: ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/2 "2006-03-20T21:30:15Z")

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Angel- “I said I was a friend. I didn’t say I was yours.”

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### Author: ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/3 "2006-03-20T21:46:27Z")

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Just one character? then I’m done? Bor. Ing. Here’s mine. HUGE crush.

**Andrew:** _I like to think of myself more as a_ [air-quotes]\* “guestage.”\*

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### Author: ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/4 "2006-03-20T21:46:39Z")

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Buffy Summers - “I’m Buffy, and you’re history!”

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### Author: ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/5 "2006-03-20T21:51:19Z")

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Willow Rosenberg - “Occasionally I’m callous and strange.”

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### Author: ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/6 "2006-03-20T21:52:24Z")

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My favorite victim - Jenny Calendar

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### Author: ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/7 "2006-03-20T21:55:50Z")

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Miss Kitty Fantastico. (R.I.P.)

–Cliffy

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### Author: ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/8 "2006-03-20T21:56:01Z")

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The **Buffybot** - “You’re recently gay!”

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### Author: ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/9 "2006-03-20T21:57:54Z")

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Amy Madison

“Amy, how have you been?”  
“Rat. You?”  
“Dead.”

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/10 "2006-03-20T22:04:32Z")

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The Mayor - “Remember, fast and brutal. It’s gonna be a whole new world come nightfall, don’t want to weaken now. And boys? Let’s watch the swearing.”

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### Author: ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/11 "2006-03-20T22:10:50Z")

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**Glory**

“You’ve got superpowers! That is so cool!”

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### Author: ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/12 "2006-03-20T22:11:19Z")

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Xander Harris.

"Being popular isn’t so great. Or so I’ve read in books. "

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### Author: ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/13 "2006-03-20T22:23:39Z")

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**Daniel “Oz” Osbourne** : “I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. No one else exists, either. Buffy is all of us. We think, therefore she is.”

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### Author: ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/14 "2006-03-20T22:41:14Z")

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Rupert Giles. “I have to believe in a better world.”

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### Author: ![Phantom\_Dennis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/15 "2006-03-20T22:42:46Z")

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**Spike** : Watch your mouth little girl. You should know better than to tempt the Fates that way. Because the Big Bad is back! And this time, it’s –  
(gets ambushed by commandos)

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/16 "2006-03-20T22:46:32Z")

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**Faith** : “That was great. I gotta shower.”

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### Author: ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/17 "2006-03-20T22:48:38Z")

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Joyce Summers. “Have you tried \*not \* being a Slayer?”

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### Author: ![White\_Sea\_Star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@White\_Sea\_Star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Sea_Star)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/18 "2006-03-20T23:23:33Z")

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**Cheese Man** : “I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.”

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### Author: ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/19 "2006-03-20T23:28:58Z")

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**Cordelia Chase** : “No dresses, no cellphone, no car. Everything has been taken away because Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes for the last 12 years.”

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### Author: ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/20 "2006-03-20T23:54:39Z")

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**Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins** “Well, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like, whoa, I’m eleven hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans”

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