# Buffy challenge - 100 (or more) characters

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197 "2006-03-20T21:20:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/21 "2006-03-21T00:02:46Z")

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\*\*Wesley Wyndham-Pryce. \*\* “I’ve prepared for this moment my entire life, and I’m still not ready.”

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**Author:** ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/22 "2006-03-21T00:03:42Z")

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**Caleb** “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that last part on account of her neck snappin’ and all, but did she say that the end is near… or here?”

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**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/23 "2006-03-21T00:04:45Z")

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Sweet, the musical demon.

“I’m the heart of swing, I’m the twist and shout.”

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/24 "2006-03-21T00:13:58Z")

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**Principal Snyder** : “Why couldn’t you have been dealing drugs like normal people?”

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/25 "2006-03-21T00:26:11Z")

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Since my favourite vampire (Spike) has already been mentioned, I’ll go with Dracula, to whom Buffy said, “And you’re sure this isn’t a fan boy thing? Cause I’ve fought more than a couple pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.”

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/26 "2006-03-21T00:28:29Z")

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Dawn. “Mom!”

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**Author:** ![jbarro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@jbarro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jbarro)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/27 "2006-03-21T00:29:46Z")

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The Fear Demon from the Halloween episode that has them all trapped in the frat house.

Xander (mocking): “Who’s the little fear demon?”

Giles: “\*\*Don’t \*\*taunt the fear demon!”

Xander: “Why? Is it going to hurt me?”

Giles: “No, it’s just. . .tacky.”

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**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/28 "2006-03-21T00:38:28Z")

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**jbarro** , that would be **Gachnar**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/29 "2006-03-21T01:42:54Z")

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**Harmony.**

**Harmony:** Is it safe? Has Buffy gotten to you yet? I saw her patrolling just now… with a stake! She won’t give up until she’s killed me to death.  
**Spike:** Buffy’s looking for you?  
**Harmony:** Of course. That’s why I’m on the lam. Didn’t you hear? I’m totally her arch-nemesis.  
**Spike:** Is that right? I must’ve missed the memo.  
**Harmony:** There was a mem— Spike, oh my God, this is like a real emergency!

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/30 "2006-03-21T02:39:03Z")

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**The Master** : Hold still. You’ve got something in your eye.

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**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/31 "2006-03-21T02:50:59Z")

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**The Gentlemen** “…”

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/32 "2006-03-21T03:00:20Z")

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**Willy** , the snitch and proprietor of _Willy’s Place_.

_ **Don’t ever say your friend Willy don’t come through in a pinch.** _

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/33 "2006-03-21T03:04:08Z")

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How about **Druscilla** , Spike’s original partner in crime?

Hey, I should have thought of starting a thread like this! 😉

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**Author:** ![Arrimus\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@Arrimus\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrimus_2)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/34 "2006-03-21T03:36:30Z")

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Mutant Enemy’s mascot: “Grr. Argh.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/35 "2006-03-21T04:29:23Z")

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Halfrek, the vengeance demon.

Tara: I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged women.  
Halfrek: Oh, that was Anya’s little raison d’etre. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer “justice demon”, okay? FYI.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/36 "2006-03-21T04:50:38Z")

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Warren, one of the least-effective, yet most hated of the Big Bads.

Warren: Say goodnight, bitch!  
Buffy: Goodnight. Bitch.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/37 "2006-03-21T04:53:54Z")

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Clem. ‘I still say it’s weird without kittens.’

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/38 "2006-03-21T05:06:33Z")

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Holden, the vampire/psych student: “You do have a superiority complex, and you’ve got an inferiority complex about it. Kudos.”

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**Author:** ![CairaJade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@CairaJade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairaJade)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/39 "2006-03-21T05:09:35Z")

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**Kendra Young**.

**Kendra** : In case de curse does not succeed, dis is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires wit it. I call it Mr. Pointy.  
**Buffy** : You named your stake?  
**Kendra** : Yes.  
**Buffy** : Remind me to get you a stuffed animal.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-challenge-100-or-more-characters/349197/40 "2006-03-21T05:19:24Z")

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**Mr Trick:** _ **There’s a reason these vengeance crusades are out of style. It’s the modern vampire who sees the big picture.** _

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