# Buffy or Willow or Cordy or...? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 23, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022 "2005-05-23T01:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/1 "2005-05-23T01:04:23Z")
All right, once again in the spirit of Ginger vs. Mary Ann and Bailey vs Jennifer, it is time to inquire as to which of the many babes of Buffy-verse (ie from the tv shows \* Buffy the Vampire Slayer\* and/or _Angel_) float your boat. The nominees are - and feel free to add others I’ve forgotten about or neglected- are: Buffy Anne Summers Willow Rosenberg (either before or after she discovered her sexual orientation 😉 ) Cordelia Chase Anya Jenkins Tara Maclay Harmony Kendall Fred Burckle Illyria Glory Dawn “Jailbait” Summers Joyce Summers Faith the Vampire Slayer Kendra the Vampire Slayer Darla Drusilla Jenny Calendar Amy Madison Chantrelle Lilly Anne Either of the girls that defeated Buffy and Cordy to become homecoming queen Lilah Morgan Detective Kate Lockley Eve Jasmine Alonna (Gunn’s vamped sister) (the Buffy-verse suffers from a lack of good looking sistas, I’m suddenly noticing) Any of he potential slayers who are all a big blur to me. I’ve got to go with Cordelia, from season 2 of Angel, back when she was living with Phantom Dennis and before she got all demony. And because I don’t want to be too sexist, if you prefer one of the males, then don’t let me stop you. ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/2 "2005-05-23T01:05:29Z")
Well, I’ve definitely got the hots for bad-boy Spike. Not mushy good-boy Spike; he’s boring. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/3 "2005-05-23T01:06:13Z")
Willow. Tara. Anya Buffy Cordy Dawn @ 18 Kendra ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/4 "2005-05-23T01:10:39Z")
Willow Rosenberg, pre-lesbian of course. She’s just so damn cute. Steals my heart. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/5 "2005-05-23T01:19:51Z")
Crazy basement Spike. The curls were HOT. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/6 "2005-05-23T01:46:23Z")
1. Cordy 2. (tie) Fred and Willow (or both, heh) 3. Anya 4. Gwen Raiden (the lightning chick from Angel) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/7 "2005-05-23T01:51:28Z")
1. Dawn 1a. WerewolfChick 2. Faith 3. Anya 4. Fred 5. Harmony ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/8 "2005-05-23T07:31:41Z")
Definitely Cordy, although I wouldn’t kick Faith or Lilah out of bed for eating crackers. Cordy always struck me as the only really sensible Scooby, who _appeared_ to have an “it’s all about me” complex but (unlike most of the other characters, IMO) knew where she stood in the grand scheme of things when the chips were down. Most of the other women: too whiny for me. ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/9 "2005-05-23T11:30:29Z")
1-Willow 2-Fred 3-Dawn (in a couple years) 4-Dru 5-Werewolf chick ---
**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/10 "2005-05-23T11:44:16Z")
1. Illyria (I have a thing for dangerous women) 2. Willow 3. Fred 4. Cordelia 5. Darla ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/11 "2005-05-23T12:03:30Z")
1. Willow 2. Willow 3. Willow 4. Willow 5. vamp-Willow ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/12 "2005-05-23T12:11:17Z")
Dibs on Giles! Especially \*Band Candy \*Giles! after that (or, preferably, at the same time): Spike (any Spike) Faith Lindsey Vamp Xander Bad-Ass Wesley (ah, shit, I’m seeing a pattern here) Darla Willow ---
**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/13 "2005-05-23T12:27:15Z")
It’s a tie between Willow and vamp-Willow - it would have to depend on whether I was feeling dominant or submissive I think 😉 Oh why isn’t there a Homer Simpson drooling smiley? mmmm… Willow… ---
**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/14 "2005-05-23T12:29:57Z")
Oh oh oh! Willow AND vamp-Willow! Excuse me… I’m just… errrr… I think… I might have… a lie down… yes, that’s right. Don’t disturb me. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/15 "2005-05-23T12:37:59Z")
Well… Faith is the hottest woman alive. … That’s it. I almost remembered something else just then, but now it’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/16 "2005-05-23T13:02:58Z")
Willow, Oz, Anya, and Angel. Preferably all together. I’m all about equal opportunity here. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/17 "2005-05-23T13:03:06Z")
I’ve only ever seen season 1 of Buffy (and very recently, at that), so I don’t know who most of those characters are. I liked it enough to continue watching, though. I’ll rank Willow the highest, followed by Cordelia (a total bitch, but my friend assures me she gets cooler and even becomes an ally), then Buffy, then Darla as a distant fourth. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/18 "2005-05-23T13:03:26Z")
Willow! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/19 "2005-05-23T14:23:46Z")
1. Faith (Mmmm…had a girlfriend who dressed up as her for Halloween one year. Funny thing as, GF’s name was Kendra…) 2. Cordellia 3. Willow (I think she was hottest after becoming al esbian…so season 5 looks with season 1 sexual preferance ;)) 4. Anya 5. Miss Calender ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022/20 "2005-05-23T14:37:54Z")
my fiance’s answer: Willow my answer: Oz [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-or-willow-or-cordy-or/305022.md?page=2)