# Buffy to get nekkid: Celebrity nudity pool for the next **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024 "2006-07-26T00:13:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/1 "2006-07-26T00:13:10Z")
Actress Sarah Gellar has announced that she is interested in doing roles in which her breasts are clearly visible, thus deeply disturbing all viewers since nudity does that. Clearly, if there had been a celebrity nudity pool on this board, somebody would have won something for that one, if only accolades. Cafe Society has a celebrity death pool, a celebrity oscar pool and a celebrity something else pool. but no pool on which actress (or actor) will next appear nude for the first time, or announce their intention of doing so. Who, then, will be next? I has to be somebody squeaky clean who wants to keep the limelight on them, and feels it slipping. My bet: Kari Byron of Mythbusters will soon bare all. In print, probably. She’s already showed up in Maxim or FHM or one of those mags. ---
**Author:** ![harrylentil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@harrylentil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harrylentil)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/2 "2006-07-26T00:29:18Z")
It seems that Natalie Portman is to have full nude scenes in her next role, playing an artist’s model. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/3 "2006-07-26T00:32:16Z")
I am hoping for some nudity from Alton Brown, but it doesn’t seem likely. Might not be safe, with all the slicing and cooking going on. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/4 "2006-07-26T00:33:30Z")
What are my odds on Jessica Simpson? ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/5 "2006-07-26T00:53:25Z")
Lohan will take it off soon, a la pantsless Britney in a “classy” pose a few years back. **pinkfreud** , Alton Brown? I mean, I love the guy, but nudity and cooking don’t mix! Then again, maybe that’s because I still have a small burn scar on my tummy… ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/6 "2006-07-26T01:43:28Z")
The woman who won American Idol. If her next album doesn’t sell a zillion copies, expect the obligatory Playboy shoot. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/7 "2006-07-26T01:47:05Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > The woman who won American Idol. If her next album doesn’t sell a zillion copies, expect the obligatory Playboy shoot. Taylor Hicks? ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/8 "2006-07-26T01:52:07Z")
> [@supervenusfreak](#): > > Taylor Hicks? Oh, sorry. I thought [Katharine McPhee](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_McPhee) won. I didn’t pay that much attention - in fact, I had to look up her name. But if she wants to get naked somewhere, that’s okay by me. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/9 "2006-07-26T02:24:24Z")
> [@supervenusfreak](#): > > Taylor Hicks? Let’s hope not 😛 ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/10 "2006-07-26T02:29:26Z")
My money’s on Hilary Duff. She’s fallen to B-list, and needs something to kind of shake up her career. Expect to see them in late 2007. You read it here first. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/11 "2006-07-26T02:51:30Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > My money’s on Hilary Duff. She’s fallen to B-list, and needs something to kind of shake up her career. Expect to see them in late 2007. You read it here first. As long as it’s artistic and integral to the role. My vote? The gardener guy from Desperate Housewives. I know that there is a flashing butt shot in him. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/12 "2006-07-26T02:50:50Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Oh, sorry. I thought [Katharine McPhee](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_McPhee) won. I didn’t pay that much attention - in fact, I had to look up her name. > > But if she wants to get naked somewhere, that’s okay by me. Katherine McPhee is an excellent prospect. But she hasn’t made the ritual appearance in a laddie mag yet. I don’t see her going straight to nudity without making a stop at near-nudity first. Might be a really dirty video in the offing if things don’t go well, though. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/13 "2006-07-26T03:28:07Z")
. . . pleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunst . . . ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/14 "2006-07-26T03:32:50Z")
I’ll take the Olsen twins…wouldn’t want to see it, but figure it’s gonna happen. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/15 "2006-07-26T03:36:51Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I’ll take the Olsen twins…wouldn’t want to see it, but figure it’s gonna happen. [Could be worse!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue_%28duo%29) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/16 "2006-07-26T04:31:08Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I’ll take the Olsen twins…wouldn’t want to see it, but figure it’s gonna happen. I’ve been saying that for years…although I WOULD want to see it… …what? If it’s LEGAL! :dubious: If Hef had snagged them when they turned 18, that issue would have outsold everything. We would have collectively felt dreadfully ashamed of ourselves, but we still would have looked. You know it’s true. **Prussian Blue** is a good pick, too. I feel sorry for those girls because of how they’ve been indoctrinated, but hey, a career is a career. One has to make choices if one is to be successful. I don’t advocate their ideology, but they certainly have garnered attention, which is the meat-&-potatoes of show business. Naked would be a plus. It worked for Brooke Shields. ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/17 "2006-07-26T04:51:59Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > **Prussian Blue** is a good pick, too. I feel sorry for those girls because of how they’ve been indoctrinated, but hey, a career is a career. One has to make choices if one is to be successful. I don’t advocate their ideology, but they certainly have garnered attention, which is the meat-&-potatoes of show business. What, and show the world that they aren’t natural blondes? Ain’t gonna happen. By the way, I visited their website. Creepy as creepy can be. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/18 "2006-07-26T05:40:02Z")
Isn’t Wynona Ryder way freaking overdue by now? Cartoon boobies in _Scanner Darkly_ don’t count, love. And not that there’s much there to sag, but you better start showing 'em off before it’s too late, petal. She’s been in the skids for a long time. Some full frontal oughtta jolt that career, dontcha think? Soon? ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/19 "2006-07-26T06:43:28Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > My money’s on Hilary Duff. She’s fallen to B-list, and needs something to kind of shake up her career. Expect to see them in late 2007. You read it here first. “Fallen” to B-list? The girl is barely a c-lister. Among 13 yearolds she is a B-lister. Shannon from LOST is a good candidate. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/20 "2006-07-26T07:00:00Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Isn’t Wynona Ryder way freaking overdue by now? Cartoon boobies in _Scanner Darkly_ don’t count, love. And not that there’s much there to sag, but you better start showing 'em off before it’s too late, petal. ‘Not much there to sag’? Are we talking about the same [Winona Ryder](http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/celebrity-love-match/photos/ryder.jpg)? She’s at least a C cup. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024.md?page=2)