# Buffy to get nekkid: Celebrity nudity pool for the next **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024 "2006-07-26T00:13:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/41 "2006-07-26T17:04:45Z")
It helped Nancy Sinatra. I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/42 "2006-07-26T17:15:32Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] In what movie? [/QUOTE] Alien Resurrection, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/43 "2006-07-26T17:18:14Z")
**Loopydude** Winona Ryder bared some boobies in _Autumn in New York_, and had a nice see-through nighty in _Dracula_. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/44 "2006-07-26T17:22:26Z")
How would this work logistically? Death and Oscar wins are fairly quick and concrete events. Would you win when it was first announced? When the scene or photos are actually shot? When the film or photoshoot premieres? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/45 "2006-07-26T17:28:45Z")
I know there’s a site (who’s name escapes me, to my credit) that provides a comprehensive list of all actresses who’ve ever appeared nude, with pictures. (I think for a subscription you get video). Someone will be along any minute to provide further details. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/46 "2006-07-26T17:36:19Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] Am I a bad person that I actually thought (Prussian Blue’s) “Smiley Hitler” T-shirts were funny? [/QUOTE] No, you are a bad person for many, many reasons, the chief one being that you are mixed up with this crowd. You were a good person once. We all were. But together we are just bad, bad, bad. I wanna’ see Paris Hilton nekkid. The iconic blonde of the century should be shown nude. Slight hijack: Sister Nikki Hilton posed sort of nude a while back – some kind of body paint job. I don’t know what the story was, but I saw Nikki Hilton being body painted (by Paris, it turned out) and the photos were borderline porn. There were some other photos of other girls in identical body paint jobs – it was all very confusing. I didn’t understand it, so it was probably some kind of European rich girl thing. But yeah, Paris. In da’nood. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/47 "2006-07-26T18:09:29Z")
[QUOTE=jsc1953] I know there’s a site (who’s name escapes me, to my credit) that provides a comprehensive list of all actresses who’ve ever appeared nude, with pictures. (I think for a subscription you get video). Someone will be along any minute to provide further details. [/QUOTE] cndb. No pictures, just text. Damn comprehensive though. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/48 "2006-07-26T18:17:28Z")
[QUOTE=Mr. Goob] cndb. No pictures, just text. Damn comprehensive though. [/QUOTE] I’m definitely thinking of something else. It may have had “archive” in the URL. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/49 "2006-07-26T18:18:32Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] **Loopydude** Winona Ryder bared some boobies in _Autumn in New York_, and had a nice see-through nighty in _Dracula_. [/QUOTE] I looked this up (sorry, no links, you pervs), and I guess you got me on a technicality. But a single nipple barely glimpsed through distorting glass is on sorry excuse for a “nude scene”, if you ask me. IMO, translucent lingerie doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/50 "2006-07-26T18:21:55Z")
I would love LOVE **LOVE** to see to see Jessica Alba nude, but that’ll probably never happen. ---
**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/51 "2006-07-26T18:22:44Z")
[QUOTE=jsc1953] I’m definitely thinking of something else. It may have had “archive” in the URL. [/QUOTE] Celebrity Movie Archive ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/52 "2006-07-26T18:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] **Lindsey Lohan** who has had some major attention whore problems lately will complete her transformation by doing a Playboy spread to announce she is no longer squeaky clean and ready for big girl stuff. [/QUOTE] She needs a few hundered sammiches before she does that though. And I’m sure they’ll airbrush all her freckles off, or at least lighten them. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/53 "2006-07-26T18:49:17Z")
I’m voting for Marge Simpson. Beyond that one show, what’s she ever done? Her career could do with a boost. ---
**Author:** ![Constipated\_Mathematician](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5fc32e/32.png) [@Constipated\_Mathematician](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Constipated_Mathematician)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/54 "2006-07-26T18:58:09Z")
I vote for Jennifer Love Hewitt Brittaney Murphy ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/55 "2006-07-26T19:09:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Slight hijack: Sister Nikki Hilton posed sort of nude a while back – some kind of body paint job. I don’t know what the story was, but I saw Nikki Hilton being body painted (by Paris, it turned out) and the photos were borderline porn. There were some other photos of other girls in identical body paint jobs – it was all very confusing. I didn’t understand it, so it was probably some kind of European rich girl thing. [/QUOTE] Those photos were faked. The Hiltons’ faces were edited into the shots. If you look for the site of a guy called the Fake Detective, you’ll find his impressive body of work in proving certain photos seen on the internet are not what they seem to be. His site, by the way, is quite entirely not safe for work. Of course, since you’ve apparently seen the originals, with the non-Hilton faces, you may already be aware. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/56 "2006-07-26T19:58:16Z")
[QUOTE=cckerberos] Celebrity Movie Archive [/QUOTE] Ding! Winner! ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/57 "2006-07-26T19:58:42Z")
[QUOTE=Saltire] Those photos were faked. The Hiltons’ faces were edited into the shots. If you look for the site of a guy called the Fake Detective, you’ll find his impressive body of work in proving certain photos seen on the internet are not what they seem to be. His site, by the way, is quite entirely not safe for work. Of course, since you’ve apparently seen the originals, with the non-Hilton faces, you may already be aware. [/QUOTE] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It CAN’T be true!!! That’s Nikki Hilton, damnit, because I have a 24-by-36-inch pos… Uh, okay, never mind. But I’d still like to see Paris Hilton nekkid, yup, uh-huh, yeah, I would! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/58 "2006-07-26T20:14:27Z")
[QUOTE=Constipated Mathematician] I vote for Jennifer Love Hewitt Brittaney Murphy [/QUOTE] **Constipated Mathemetician** , eh? Did you use a pencil to work that out? ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/59 "2006-07-26T20:17:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac] I’m voting for Marge Simpson. Beyond that one show, what’s she ever done? Her career could do with a boost. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but Lisa is like 25 and she’s got to shed the nerd image somehow… -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/60 "2006-07-26T20:27:34Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] I would love LOVE **LOVE** to see to see Jessica Alba nude, but that’ll probably never happen. [/QUOTE] Probably as soon as we see **Jennifer Love Hewitt** nekkid, methinks. Neither are likely, for some reason which escapes me. I would Love me some JLH boobies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024.md?page=4)