# Buffy to get nekkid: Celebrity nudity pool for the next

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024 "2006-07-26T00:13:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/61 "2006-07-26T20:30:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]  
I would love LOVE **LOVE** to see to see Jessica Alba nude, but that’ll probably never happen.  
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Well, probably not. However, she managed to wear an EXTREMELY see-through shirt to some MTV Music Awards a year or two back.

**Totally** worth checking out. Nothing like the Ryder “nipple through a sheet of rippled glass” stuff above.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/62 "2006-07-26T23:01:24Z")

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> Although one can say it started Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy’s careers

One can’t discuss nudity starting a celebrity’s career without mention of the lovely Norma Jean Baker, AKA Marilyn Monroe. Her nude shots not only started her own career, they started _Playboy_. That’s an accomplishment.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/63 "2006-07-26T23:23:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Chronos]  
One can’t discuss nudity starting a celebrity’s career without mention of the lovely Norma Jean Baker, AKA Marilyn Monroe. Her nude shots not only started her own career, they started _Playboy_. That’s an accomplishment.  
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Marilyn appeared in _PB_ in 1953, years after making significant impressions in _The Asphalt Jungle, All About Eve, Don’t Bother to Knock_ and over a dozen other movies. Though it certainly was a sensation and made her a bit notorious, it certainly did not “start” her career.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/64 "2006-07-26T23:29:27Z")

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[QUOTE=jsc1953]  
Ding! Winner!  
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Darn! I thought for sure it was Mr. Skin.

And my pick…Jessica Biel. Please.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/65 "2006-07-27T00:42:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
I don’t think appearing nude has any effect at all on an actress’s career, positive or negative. Many of Hollywood’s biggest female stars have never done any nudity, but just as many (Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep) have, and barring some strict statistical analysis I’m sure someone will someday do, I don’t see them working less often for any less money.  
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Are we limiting this to movie appearances? I recall Drew Barrymore’s _Playboy_ spread, but if she’s done full frontal in a movie I must’ve missed it. (She didn’t really bare it all in _Poison Ivy,_ IIRC.)

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/66 "2006-07-27T01:04:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
I wanna’ see Paris Hilton nekkid. The iconic blonde of the century should be shown nude.  
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I thought Paris inflicted herself on the world because of a sex video “accidentally” leaked on the Internet. Anyway, I don’t get the appeal. I could throw a dart at a map, go to that location, and find several hotter women than Paris in 15 minutes or less. I actually find her moderately repulsive.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/67 "2006-07-27T02:35:58Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]  
I thought Paris inflicted herself on the world because of a sex video “accidentally” leaked on the Internet. Anyway, I don’t get the appeal. I could throw a dart at a map, go to that location, and find several hotter women than Paris in 15 minutes or less. I actually find her moderately repulsive.  
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Come, now! She’s a Hilton heiress! Money is the best aphrodisiac! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/68 "2006-07-27T03:18:31Z")

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> Marilyn appeared in PB in 1953, years after making significant impressions in The Asphalt Jungle, All About Eve, Don’t Bother to Knock and over a dozen other movies. Though it certainly was a sensation and made her a bit notorious, it certainly did not “start” her career.

Yes, but those nude shots were taken in 1949, a year before _The Asphalt Jungle_ and _All About Eve_. The only reason they didn’t appear in _Playboy_ until 1953 was that the magazine didn’t exist until then. In her movies previous to the nude shots, she had only bit parts, and was not yet a star.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/69 "2006-07-27T03:31:01Z")

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Scarlett Johansson wanted to do a nude scene, so she’s a candidate. A wonderful, magnificent, candy-like candidate. My shorts are getting smaller thinking of it.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/70 "2006-07-27T03:35:12Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]  
I thought Paris inflicted herself on the world because of a sex video “accidentally” leaked on the Internet. Anyway, I don’t get the appeal. I could throw a dart at a map, go to that location, and find several hotter women than Paris in 15 minutes or less. I actually find her moderately repulsive.  
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I refer to some pool shots as “Paris Hilton shots.” Doable, but only just.

And yes, there’s plenty of Paris kicking around on the intarwebs. Try a google images search. Just make sure safe search is off. _AHEM_ Not that I’d know.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/71 "2006-07-27T03:44:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
I’ll take the Olsen twins…wouldn’t want to see it, but figure it’s gonna happen.  
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[I think that’s been done.](http://www.montrealmirror.com/2005/071405/images/cover_film_2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/72 "2006-07-27T03:55:02Z")

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[QUOTE=astro]  
[I think that’s been done.](http://www.montrealmirror.com/2005/071405/images/cover_film_2.jpg)  
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Wow. That’s really naked.

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**Author:** ![Seymour\_Gams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Seymour\_Gams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seymour_Gams)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/73 "2006-07-27T05:44:36Z")

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]  
. . . pleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunstpleaseKirstenDunst . . .  
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[Kirsten Dunst naked AND wet!](http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/svp/st_org/swing/The%20Lindy%20Mop.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Dan\_Norder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@Dan\_Norder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dan_Norder)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/74 "2006-07-27T05:50:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]  
And my pick…Jessica Biel. Please.  
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You missed that? That’s what got her kicked off Seventh Heaven, mostly.

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**Author:** ![Seymour\_Gams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Seymour\_Gams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seymour_Gams)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/75 "2006-07-27T05:53:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
I wanna’ see Paris Hilton nekkid.

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Well she has a sex tape and insists on getting out of cars while not wearing underwear and surrounded by paparatzi. I swear, I’ve seen that girl’s vag more than she has.

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**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/76 "2006-07-27T05:58:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Seymour Gams]  
Well she has a sex tape and insists on getting out of cars while not wearing underwear and surrounded by paparatzi. I swear, I’ve seen that girl’s vag more than she has.  
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You and me and the rest of the world. 😉 :smack:

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/77 "2006-07-27T07:24:06Z")

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]  
Are we limiting this to movie appearances? I recall Drew Barrymore’s _Playboy_ spread, but if she’s done full frontal in a movie I must’ve missed it. (She didn’t really bare it all in _Poison Ivy,_ IIRC.)  
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_Boys on the Side_. I don’t remember any full frontal, but there was certainly some major toplessness.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/78 "2006-07-27T15:39:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Fugazi]  
Just curious. Does baring it all ever actually revive an actress’ career once it’s on the skids? I can’t think of any examples, but I’m not much of a pop culture guru.  
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Well it never hurt [Helen Mirren](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000545/) 's career, though I think she did most of her baring on screen.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/79 "2006-07-27T16:50:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Krokodil]  
Usually, actresses pose for _Playboy_ on their way down (Think Dana Plato or Victoria Sellers). A few have used _Playboy_ to turn a stalled career into a thriving one (Kim Basinger, Sharon Stone, Drew Barrymore). Rare, but it happens.

A lingerie spread in _Maxim_ is more of a win/win for young actresses, apparently.  
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To get back to the OP, the original Buffy, Kristy Swanson, appeared nude in Playboy in November 2002 and revived her career so much that she was featured in Fox-TV’s recent show _Skating with Celebrities_, conclusive proof that appearing nekkid does revive a career. 😉

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/80 "2006-07-27T17:35:48Z")

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[QUOTE=BabaBooey]  
Scarlett Johansson wanted to do a nude scene, so she’s a candidate.  
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…excuse me. I have to…wipe.

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