# Buffy to get nekkid: Celebrity nudity pool for the next **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024 "2006-07-26T00:13:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/121 "2006-08-06T15:37:52Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] Although, if you say there’s a blurry dark spot underwater in the pool scene, I may have to stalk you for the teasing. [/QUOTE] Oops. Actually, though, at the point she was floating backwards, I honestly did think that was it. ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Seller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Salt\_Seller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salt_Seller)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/122 "2006-08-06T19:21:32Z")
Maybe Claire Danes and Scarlett Johansson could do one together. So Scarlett wouldn’t feel so nervous. You know, Claire could comfort her a little. Offer her a back rub. There’s nothing wrong with that. Perfectly natural…yeah, that’s good…Scarlett, don’t be afraid to lean back into it…OK, good, good…now smell her hair… What? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/123 "2006-08-06T19:24:06Z")
[QUOTE=Salt Seller] Maybe Claire Danes and Scarlett Johansson could do one together. So Scarlett wouldn’t feel so nervous. You know, Claire could comfort her a little. Offer her a back rub. There’s nothing wrong with that. Perfectly natural…yeah, that’s good…Scarlett, don’t be afraid to lean back into it…OK, good, good…now smell her hair… [/QUOTE] You’re posting this from your bunk, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/124 "2006-08-06T19:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Say, how do we ever **know** a star’s “nude scene” isn’t really a body double? [/QUOTE] The general rule of thumb seems to be that if you can’t see their face and naughty bits in the same frame that they belong to someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Seller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Salt\_Seller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salt_Seller)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/125 "2006-08-06T20:28:37Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] You’re posting this from your bunk, aren’t you? [/QUOTE] Can’t talk. I’m, uh…brushing my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/126 "2006-08-08T07:04:37Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] [Clémence Poésy](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/), who played Fleur Delacour in the last _Harry Potter_ film, has appeared nude. [/QUOTE] Big deal, she’s French. Aren’t French actresses contractually obligated to show their goblets, if not their tri-wizard sometime around when they’ve reached puberty? I mean, Sophie Marceau was nude in her first film, when she was _fourteen_, which is why you probably won’t be finding any online photos of her from that particular film, child porn laws being what they are in the US. Since she’s said that it will never happen, Eliza Dushku would be a bad choice. But (ohpleaseohpleaseohplease) I would absolutely love it if she ever changed her mind. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/127 "2006-08-08T23:52:29Z")
Yeah, Eliza Dushku would be nice. I have to say that I had heard of Chloe Sevigny performing real live oral in some indy film, and I thought it was an urban legend. Turns out I was very very wrong. I don’t even know if she’s nakie or anything, all I know is there is some very realistic XXX stuff going on in that movie. Or at least, in the one clip I saw from it. Dang. ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/128 "2006-08-09T01:15:45Z")
Heck, while the Magical Sky Pixie is granting wishes, can I get some salacious footage of Kristin Kreuk? Pretty, pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/129 "2006-08-09T01:27:19Z")
Tristan, find yourself a copy of “If These Walls Could Talk 2.” Chloe not only gets nekkid, but has a very nice lesbian love scene with Michelle Williams. Both of them el buffo. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/130 "2006-08-09T02:59:29Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] Yeah, Eliza Dushku would be nice. I have to say that I had heard of Chloe Sevigny performing real live oral in some indy film, and I thought it was an urban legend. Turns out I was very very wrong. I don’t even know if she’s nakie or anything, all I know is there is some very realistic XXX stuff going on in that movie. Or at least, in the one clip I saw from it. Dang. [/QUOTE] Yeah, and it’s on Vincent Gallo. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/131 "2006-08-09T09:46:18Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Yeah, and it’s on Vincent Gallo. _shudder_ [/QUOTE] I’ve seen it and I still don’t believe it. I can only assume that Gallo has in his possession some sort of mind-warping device that saps the will of those in his vicinity. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/132 "2006-08-09T13:57:46Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] I have to say that I had heard of Chloe Sevigny performing real live oral in some indy film, and I thought it was an urban legend. Turns out I was very very wrong. I don’t even know if she’s nakie or anything, all I know is there is some very realistic XXX stuff going on in that movie. Or at least, in the one clip I saw from it. [/QUOTE] It was in Vincent Gallo’s _Brown Bunny_. Roger Ebert, who generally doesn’t shy away from sexuality in movies, called it the worst film he’d every seen at Cannes. But then he gave a pretty good review to a recut version, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/133 "2006-08-09T15:39:05Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Tristan, find yourself a copy of “If These Walls Could Talk 2.” Chloe not only gets nekkid, but has a very nice lesbian love scene with Michelle Williams. Both of them el buffo. [/QUOTE] Hey now! Note to self… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/134 "2006-08-12T05:45:54Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] I’ve seen it and I still don’t believe it. I can only assume that Gallo has in his possession some sort of mind-warping device that saps the will of those in his vicinity. [/QUOTE] Yes, I believe it was once commonplace to advertise techniques and devices in the backs of mens’ magazines and comic books, generally touting their ability to help the user “Control Women’s Minds,” often accompanied by a pictures of black-framed glasses with spirals in the lenses. I always figured them for a scam! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/135 "2006-08-12T13:14:21Z")
[QUOTE=acsenray] It was in Vincent Gallo’s _Brown Bunny_. Roger Ebert, who generally doesn’t shy away from sexuality in movies, called it the worst film he’d every seen at Cannes. But then he gave a pretty good review to a recut version, I think. [/QUOTE] That’s more information on Gallo than I wanted. Oh wait, you meant the _movie_… I’d also like Kristen Bell and Kate Mara, as well as Roselyn Sanchez and Jordana Brewster. I’m greeeeedy :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/136 "2006-08-12T14:08:37Z")
[QUOTE=Love Rhombus] I’d also like Kristen Bell and Kate Mara, as well as Roselyn Sanchez and Jordana Brewster. I’m greeeeedy :eek: [/QUOTE] The (unlinked) site that **cckerberos** mentioned (and where I found Clémence Poésy) has a shot of Kristen Bell’s left breast briefly popping out of her tank top in _Spartan_. Kate Mara is ‘lesbian kissing’ (no onscreen nudity) in a clip from _Nip/Tuck_. There are 11 non-nude pics of Roselyn Sanchez, and one pick of Jordana Brewster showing a breast. (That’s a nice site, **cckerberos**. Not nice enough to subscribe to for the clips, but good to see stills of who bared it.) ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024/137 "2006-08-12T15:58:07Z")
Let me share the best celeb site I’ve found, these guys are very thorough. Build your own link: robbscelebs .co .uk Click on the first letter of the person’s name and away ya go. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buffy-to-get-nekkid-celebrity-nudity-pool-for-the-next/366024.md?page=6)