# Bug Racer: The toy car driven by... bugs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066 "2015-12-10T13:49:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![teflon\_grut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@teflon\_grut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teflon_grut)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/1 "2015-12-10T13:49:29Z")

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[WHILE SUPPLIES LAST](http://www.wired.com/2015/12/um-so-the-bug-racer-is-an-actual-toy-car-driven-by-crickets/)

So has anyone else ordered 3 of them? I may have been caught up in a wave of impulse and wonderment. I wonder how long it takes before PETI takes down the whole damned Mattel operation.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/2 "2015-12-10T15:46:33Z")

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Do the bugs get seatbelts? If not, look out for cops. Cricket or ticket, as they say.

I don’t see this ending well for either the bugs or the company.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/3 "2015-12-10T16:27:07Z")

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I think most people will find it easier to obtain roaches…

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**Author:** ![araminty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5e925/32.png) [@araminty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/araminty)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/4 "2015-12-10T16:53:47Z")

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Crickets are easily available to buy at pet stores, as food for insectivore pets.

I can’t imagine this is a good idea. The car seems just weird, and I forsee grumpy parents attempting to track down that one loose cricket that chirps all night…

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/5 "2015-12-10T17:16:52Z")

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Let’s say your kid is growing up without showing any signs of the cruelty to animals, lack of empathy, and callous disregard for life necessary to make it as a serial killer or corporate CEO. What is a concerned parent to do?

Get the little tyke a Bug Racer.

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**Author:** ![Ignotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Ignotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignotus)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/6 "2015-12-10T18:06:10Z")

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Hey, at least those toy cars aren’t [powered](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_circus) by bugs!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/7 "2015-12-10T19:57:26Z")

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I’m trying to think of a worse toy idea, and it’s tough. Perhaps Mainway Toys _Bag O Glass_ is worse, but it’s close.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/8 "2015-12-10T20:52:00Z")

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> [@araminty](#):
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> I can’t imagine this is a good idea. The car seems just weird, and I forsee grumpy parents attempting to track down that one loose cricket that chirps all night…

And for this reason, I think I’ll get one for each of my nieces and nephews! 😃

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bug-racer-the-toy-car-driven-by-bugs/740066/9 "2015-12-10T21:49:51Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> And for this reason, I think I’ll get one for each of my nieces and nephews! 😃

You kids and your new-fangled criketmobiles…

Back in the day, we made do with toy drums for the little tykes - and they LOVED it!  
(the parents - not so much 😃 \*

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  - we really do need an ‘evil smile’ emoji
