# Buh bye! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672 "2012-12-20T21:45:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/1 "2012-12-20T21:45:53Z")
Yeah, I know we have Mayan Apocalypse threads comin’ out of our asses lately, but none to just kiss our own and each other asses goodbye. “So long, farewell, auf weedersame, goodbye…” If there’s a Mayan Hell, I got dibs on the hot tub! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/2 "2012-12-20T21:48:15Z")
See you in hell, I will bring some strippers. Share the hot tub? **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/3 "2012-12-20T22:11:39Z")
I’ve decided not to do the dishes after dinner. Why bother?? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/4 "2012-12-20T22:15:37Z")
Don’t let the door hit ya… oh, nevermind. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/5 "2012-12-20T22:17:04Z")
And we will all go together when we go. What a comforting fact that is to know. Universal bereavement, An inspiring achievement, Yes, we all will go together when we go. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/6 "2012-12-20T22:17:01Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If there’s a Mayan Hell, I got dibs on the hot tub! There is a Mayan hell. It is known as Xibalba. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/7 "2012-12-20T22:30:38Z")
Did somebody say something about WEED? chocolate’s gonna melt in hell ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/8 "2012-12-20T22:46:51Z")
Well, if something is coming to destroy the Earth, it must be coming so fast that we can’t see it coming. Which means the Earth will just be a smoke ring in space. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/9 "2012-12-20T22:57:04Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Did somebody say something about WEED? > > chocolate’s gonna melt in hell I was also kind of wondering what a “weedersame” is. If chocolate melts in hell, I’m bringing an icepack. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/10 "2012-12-20T23:03:52Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > If chocolate melts in hell, I’m bringing an icepack. I’m bringing strawberries. ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/11 "2012-12-21T00:57:37Z")
Lord, here comes the flood We’ll say goodbye to flesh and blood If again the seas are silent in any still alive It’ll be those who gave their island to survive ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/12 "2012-12-21T01:22:46Z")
“…and we will all go down together; yes, we will all go down together.” - Billy Joel ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/13 "2012-12-21T01:30:35Z")
it’s “auf Wiedersehen.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/14 "2012-12-21T01:34:48Z")
> [@cerberus](#): > > Lord, here comes the flood _Drink up, dreamers, you’re running dry._ ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/15 "2012-12-21T01:36:17Z")
Wave after wave, each mightier than the last, Till last, a ninth one, gathering half the deep And full of voices, slowly rose and plunged Roaring, and all the wave was in a flame ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/16 "2012-12-21T02:39:14Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > it’s “auf Wiedersehen.” I didn’t want to waste what little time remains in looking up spellings. Instead, I will waste what little time remains defending my not looking up spellings. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/17 "2012-12-21T03:06:39Z")
Just in case the world ends tomorrow I’m going to spend the day listening to these versions of the same tune, written by Lyle Mays, that serves to indicate that human beings have done at least one good thing in their time here. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2fvYc4nEPQ0/hqdefault.jpg "Lyle MAYS Chorinho") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fvYc4nEPQ0) Lyle MAYS Chorinho [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/AfevSOxTgP8/hqdefault.jpg "Lyle Mays - Chrorinho (live)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfevSOxTgP8) Lyle Mays - Chrorinho (live) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jfFbxvm9uc0/maxresdefault.jpg "Bill Charlap & Renee Rosnes - Chorinho") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFbxvm9uc0) Bill Charlap & Renee Rosnes - Chorinho ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/18 "2012-12-21T03:17:57Z")
IF Y’all are raptured, can I have your car? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/19 "2012-12-21T03:31:24Z")
Well, it’s Friday over here, and nothing so f ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/20 "2012-12-21T03:34:17Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > And we will all go together when we go. > What a comforting fact that is to know. > Universal bereavement, > An inspiring achievement, > Yes, we all will go together when we go. We will all go together when we go Suffused with an incandescent glow! No one left will have endurance To collect on their insurance Lloyds of London will be loaded when they go! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672.md?page=2)