# Buh bye! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672 "2012-12-20T21:45:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/21 "2012-12-21T03:38:18Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > it’s “auf Wiedersehen.” Off Widdershins. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/22 "2012-12-21T03:50:11Z")
Smart 'dopers should find some way to invest in the boom in shopping starting Saturday when all the Mayans realize they are totally behind on their Christmas shopping. —\> profit! Glad I could help. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/23 "2012-12-21T04:01:28Z")
I suggest investing in a calendar maker. Every single Mayan will need at least one. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/24 "2012-12-21T04:04:58Z")
So did the Incas have a calendar we should be concerned about? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/25 "2012-12-21T04:13:13Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > There is a Mayan hell. It is known as Xibalba. I thought Xibalba was that guy from Star Wars. No, wait. That’s Sebulba. Coincidence? _I think not!_ ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/26 "2012-12-21T04:21:40Z")
“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.”-- Richard Bach ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/27 "2012-12-21T04:23:58Z")
What the master calls a butterfly, I call a bug. _SWAT_ ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/28 "2012-12-21T04:28:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > What the master calls a butterfly, I call a bug. > > _SWAT_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/29 "2012-12-21T04:31:05Z")
A ☹ is just a 🙂 turned upside down! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/30 "2012-12-21T04:44:07Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Yeah, I know we have Mayan Apocalypse threads comin’ out of our asses lately, but none to just kiss our own and each other asses goodbye. You forget. Madison is impervious to everything. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/31 "2012-12-21T06:51:40Z")
“Last call, gentlemen” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/32 "2012-12-21T08:09:21Z")
This is just like the last time the world ended. I’m very disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/33 "2012-12-21T10:57:30Z")
Should we lie down? Put bags over our heads? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/34 "2012-12-21T13:22:08Z")
Well, it’s not quite the conflagration I’d been banking on. Never mind, lads, same time tomorrow… we must get a winner one day. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/35 "2012-12-21T14:31:40Z")
The day isn’t over yet. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/36 "2012-12-21T14:32:53Z")
I’ll be curious to see what the nutters come up with for the NEXT apocalyptic prediction. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/37 "2012-12-21T14:53:58Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > The day isn’t over yet. It is in New Zealand and Australia…leave it to them to be safe. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/38 "2012-12-21T15:19:03Z")
The sky is clear, the sun is shining, and I am PISSED off. Fuckin’ drunken Mayans! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/39 "2012-12-21T15:21:05Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well, if something is coming to destroy the Earth, it must be coming so fast that we can’t see it coming. Which means the Earth will just be a smoke ring in space. That’s great, it starts with an earthquake. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buh-bye/644672/40 "2012-12-21T15:29:35Z")
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