# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2016, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/182 "2016-05-01T02:10:00Z")
A Trump, Rubio, Cruz I listen to their speeches I’m a masochist B Sanders and Clinton I listen to their speeches I’m a masochist Let’s revive this thread ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/183 "2016-05-08T21:56:45Z")
Let’s revive this thread Is it a zombie thread now? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/184 "2016-05-08T22:01:06Z")
Let’s revive this thread Is it a zombie thread now? Well, _ **I** _ have no brains! At least Father’s Day ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/185 "2016-05-10T03:52:53Z")
At least Father’s Day Might be a warm, sunny day ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/186 "2016-05-11T02:18:16Z")
At least Father’s Day Might be a warm, sunny day 'til [_this_ dude](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6111/1189/1600/creepshow-1.jpg) shows up Herb Alpert has a ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/187 "2016-05-12T03:54:50Z")
Herb Alpert has a Tijuana Brass section ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/188 "2016-05-20T00:50:43Z")
Herb Alpert has a Tijuana Brass section He unscrews at night ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/189 "2016-05-20T04:08:01Z")
He unscrews at night Drinking O J & vodka ---
**Author:** ![Taco\_the\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Taco\_the\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taco_the_cat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/190 "2016-06-07T21:14:30Z")
He unscrews at night Drinking O J & vodka A day time screw up A frog makes a mess ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/191 "2016-06-16T04:30:59Z")
A frog makes a mess In the blender, red & green ---
**Author:** ![Taco\_the\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Taco\_the\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taco_the_cat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/192 "2016-06-29T19:18:52Z")
A frog makes a mess In the blender, red & green Carrots are better Anonymously ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/193 "2016-08-26T00:36:22Z")
Anonymously, I went down to the _Cheers_ bar. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/194 "2016-08-26T02:49:25Z")
Anonymously, I went down to the Cheers bar. Norm was there, drinking. Cliff Clavin, mailman ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/195 "2016-09-16T15:07:21Z")
Cliff Clavin, mailman consumes beer and trivia ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/196 "2016-09-21T03:12:08Z")
Cliff Clavin, mailman consumes beer and trivia F\*\*kin’ know-it-all Booze? Babes? Sam Malone ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/197 "2016-09-21T10:54:23Z")
Booze? Babes? Sam Malone. Hey, Dude, the Seventies called ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/198 "2016-09-21T15:18:14Z")
Booze? Babes? Sam Malone. Hey, Dude, the Seventies called, they want their back hair. Tomintoul Sixteen, ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/199 "2016-09-26T03:57:26Z")
Tomintoul Sixteen, Glenlivet Single Malt Scotch ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/200 "2016-09-28T13:25:26Z")
Tomintoul Sixteen Glenlivet Single Malt Scotch Scotland gets it right Fluffy kitty cat ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/201 "2016-10-03T00:28:57Z")
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