# Build a Haiku

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/222 "2019-04-07T04:17:30Z")

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The red-haired stepkid  
Said “child” has two syllables

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/223 "2019-04-07T04:26:33Z")

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Aiyeee!

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/224 "2019-04-11T05:50:13Z")

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“Aiyee!” yelled the child.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/225 "2019-09-28T01:37:20Z")

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The red-haired stepkid  
Said “child” has two syllables  
“Aiyee!” yelled the child.

Child, one syllable

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/226 "2019-10-10T04:50:08Z")

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Child, one syllable  
peeled an orange orange

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/227 "2019-10-10T14:02:24Z")

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Child, one syllable  
peeled an orange orange  
Then ate the peelings

Soon it’s Halloween

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/228 "2024-04-19T12:59:05Z")

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Colorado snow  
In mid April too no less  
I wish Spring was here

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/229 "2024-04-22T21:48:27Z")

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Springtime’s for zombies  
Who Ignore the OP’s rules  
Maybe start again?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/230 "2024-04-22T23:13:29Z")

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Thread resurrection  
Appears to go off the rails  
I can’t stop laughing

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