# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/22 "2015-03-16T18:49:33Z")
Why O’ Why am I Doping & not on conf call? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/23 "2015-03-16T18:55:46Z")
Why O’ Why am I Doping & not on conf call? Priorities, sir! How much glue’s it take ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/24 "2015-03-17T20:27:23Z")
How much glue’s it take? Asked the Chairmen of the board. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/25 "2015-03-20T19:29:39Z")
How much glue’s it take? Asked the Chairmen of the board. All of it, he replied. Since this has stalled a while I thought I would try to move it along. Morning by the sea. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/26 "2015-03-20T21:06:35Z")
Morning by the sea The cadaver is bloated ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/27 "2015-03-23T20:16:44Z")
Morning by the sea The cadaver is bloated, and the gulls are full. An ancient Roman, ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/28 "2015-03-23T21:07:39Z")
An ancient Roman Gave warning about the Ides ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/29 "2015-03-23T23:30:28Z")
An ancient Roman Gave warning about the Ides Latin for “15” Gas prices: WAY down ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/30 "2015-03-24T15:31:36Z")
Gas prices: WAY down My Tesla S doesn’t care ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/31 "2015-03-24T17:54:01Z")
Gas prices: WAY down My Tesla S doesn’t care Nor do speed walkers Bright pink manicure ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/32 "2015-03-25T18:08:47Z")
Bright pink manicure Clashes with my steel toed boots ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/33 "2015-03-29T15:03:55Z")
Bright pink manicure Clashes with my steel toed boots Fashion faux pas - you! Bump this to the top ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/34 "2015-03-30T20:34:41Z")
Bump this to the top haiku by committee is ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/35 "2015-03-31T00:08:16Z")
Bump this to the top haiku by committee is something tough to build Drat! I start again ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/36 "2015-03-31T07:01:13Z")
Drat! I start again This time with the proper gear ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/37 "2015-03-31T16:46:34Z")
Drat! I start again This time with the proper gear. Wet climbing walls suck. Monet’s bridge is still, ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/38 "2015-03-31T17:38:54Z")
Monet’s bridge is still van Gogh’s sky is brewery ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/39 "2015-04-03T05:14:21Z")
Monet’s bridge is still van Gogh’s sky is brewery Warhol’s can is red Candy’s expensive ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/40 "2015-04-03T21:55:07Z")
Candy’s expensive Bernadette even more so ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/41 "2015-04-08T15:10:59Z")
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