# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/42 "2015-04-22T00:34:04Z")
Geoffrey Lewis died I had to look up his name ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/43 "2015-04-23T21:06:16Z")
Geoffrey Lewis died I had to look up his name Juliet grieving. ))))))))))) Kermit the tree frog. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/44 "2015-04-25T14:53:18Z")
Kermit the tree frog. Killed people when he was licked. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/45 "2015-04-29T02:28:35Z")
Kermit the tree frog. Killed people when he was licked. Poison darts are green? Baltimore burning ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/46 "2015-04-29T15:17:56Z")
Baltimore burning, Happened in 1904. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/47 "2015-04-29T21:30:56Z")
Baltimore burning, Happened in 1904. History repeats. * * * Ales, lagers and pils. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/48 "2015-04-30T02:03:48Z")
Ales, lagers and pils, Drowning out all of your ills. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/49 "2015-05-04T01:30:51Z")
Ales, lagers and pils, Drowning out all of your ills. Yeast & hops in water. Twas a long weekend ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/50 "2015-05-04T15:15:46Z")
Twas a long weekend Booze consumed vigorously. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/51 "2015-05-04T15:17:08Z")
double post… ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/52 "2015-05-11T01:40:55Z")
Twas a long weekend Booze consumed vigorously. Double post? Still drunk? One more race to go. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/53 "2015-05-12T21:56:24Z")
One more race to go. My legs are so, so tired! ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/54 "2015-07-12T06:16:19Z")
One more race to go. My legs are so, so tired So I will just Quit Andy and Barney ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/55 "2015-07-16T03:17:16Z")
Andy and Barney Making an Aunt Bee sandwich ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/56 "2015-07-22T21:07:05Z")
Andy and Barney Making an Aunt Bee sandwich Kinky Mayberry. Cleave fools from their gold, ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/57 "2015-08-26T20:05:21Z")
Cleave fools from their gold By using one weird old trick ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/58 "2015-08-29T01:15:49Z")
Cleave fools from their gold By using one weird old trick Selling them fools gold Goddess of Wal-Mart ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/59 "2015-09-01T20:42:08Z")
Goddess of Wal-Mart spandex under tensile stress ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/60 "2015-09-01T20:58:39Z")
Goddess of Wal-Mart spandex under tensile stress Clean up on aisle five. Dashing through the snow ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/61 "2015-09-01T21:58:05Z")
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