# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/82 "2015-09-17T08:17:03Z")
[thank you!] [Why on earth did I do that?!] ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/83 "2015-09-19T19:07:09Z")
Heater desert warm Aircon is strong like Arctic Climate change is solved In the beginning ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/84 "2015-09-20T16:11:12Z")
“In the beginning…,” Was mangled in “Star Trek” like ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/85 "2015-09-22T19:28:12Z")
“In the beginning…,” Was mangled in “Star Trek” like Baggins by Nimoy _RIP_ My dog is so dumb, ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/86 "2015-09-24T13:13:46Z")
My dog is so dumb, His nickname is “Shit for Brains” ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/87 "2015-09-26T05:25:11Z")
My dog is so dumb, His nickname is “Shit for Brains” He answers to “Trump” Once upon a time ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/88 "2015-09-26T15:33:26Z")
Once upon a time Is not a show I would watch ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/89 "2015-09-26T23:51:12Z")
Once upon a time Is not a show I would watch For a second time A heavy wind blows ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/90 "2015-09-27T03:02:39Z")
A heavy wind blows Through the streets of Chicago ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/91 "2015-09-27T15:09:21Z")
A heavy wind blows Through the streets of Chicago Hence called Windy City The Pope is in town ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/92 "2015-09-27T15:10:35Z")
The Pope is in town, Looking for hookers and blow. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/93 "2015-09-27T15:34:21Z")
The Pope is in town Looking for hookers and blow You know, “When in Rome…” Do as the Romans ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/94 "2015-09-27T15:49:38Z")
Do as the Romans DO, not as the Romans SAY ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/95 "2015-09-27T23:43:33Z")
Do as the Romans DO, not as the Romans SAY WHAT do Romans Say? What do Romans Say? ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/96 "2015-09-27T23:55:04Z")
What do Romans Say? Inna gadda da vida ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/97 "2015-09-28T00:42:36Z")
What do Romans Say? Inna gadda da vida. It’s all Greek to me. Blow your own trumpet ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/98 "2015-09-28T17:15:51Z")
Blow your own trumpet. If Gabriel blows HIS first, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/99 "2015-09-29T19:34:46Z")
Blow your own trumpet. If Gabriel blows HIS first, You win a cookie. Sushi from Walmart. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/100 "2015-09-29T22:45:45Z")
Sushi from Walmart. It just means they didn’t cook ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/101 "2015-10-01T16:19:41Z")
Sushi from Walmart. It just means they didn’t cook the discount fish sticks. Blue Jays World Series [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=6)