# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/102 "2015-10-05T02:55:21Z")
Blue Jays World Series Last won - Nineteen ninety-three ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/103 "2015-10-10T21:55:46Z")
Blue Jays World Series Last won - Nineteen ninety-three News travels slowly. Frankenstein’s Monster ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/104 "2015-10-15T16:32:18Z")
Frankenstein’s Monster He sang, “_Puttin’ on the Ritz_” ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/105 "2015-10-17T04:50:18Z")
Frankenstein’s Monster He sang, “Puttin’ on the Ritz” His hair was perfect [thank you, Warren Zevon] Excitable boy ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/106 "2015-10-21T18:16:27Z")
Excitable boy Takes Ritalin twice a day ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/107 "2015-10-22T04:05:18Z")
Excitable boy Takes Ritalin twice a day Not exciting now. Climb to the top floor ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/108 "2015-10-22T23:02:15Z")
Climb to the top floor, That webbing is everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/109 "2015-10-23T03:59:23Z")
Climb to the top floor, That webbing is everywhere! I run up the stairs. Webbing - 'tween ducks toes ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/110 "2015-10-23T04:34:20Z")
Webbing - 'tween ducks toes, For stamping out forest fires ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/111 "2015-10-24T01:49:22Z")
Webbing - 'tween ducks toes, For stamping out forest fires Who stamps out the ducks? Smokey the Bear says ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/112 "2015-10-24T16:44:11Z")
Smokey the Bear says, “Ouch! I burnt my bear behind!” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/113 "2015-10-24T17:56:40Z")
Smokey the Bear says, “Ouch! I burnt my bear behind!” Next time, stomp on 'em. :smack: This thread needs more folks ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/114 "2015-10-24T18:56:58Z")
“This thread needs more folks.” “Okay, I’ll bite! Well, now what?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/115 "2015-10-25T02:19:22Z")
“This thread needs more folks.” “Okay, I’ll bite! Well, now what?” “Kidnapping? Hello?” Where is everyone? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/116 "2015-10-25T03:31:48Z")
Where is everyone? They have been kidnapped, you fool 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/117 "2015-10-25T13:35:41Z")
Where is everyone? They have been kidnapped, you fool! Next move- let’s split up! A dark, creepy house ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/118 "2015-10-25T18:25:50Z")
A dark, creepy house an’a virgin; what could go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/119 "2015-10-25T18:35:18Z")
A dark, creepy house an’a virgin; what could go wrong? A bad release date. Hallowe’en is here ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/120 "2015-10-26T14:50:05Z")
Hallowe’en is here The living dead roam the streets ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/121 "2015-10-26T16:17:16Z")
Hallowe’en is here The living dead roam the streets Lit by burning ducks. Dracula did suck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=7)