# Build a Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443 "2015-02-12T03:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/122 "2015-10-26T19:27:16Z")
Dracula did suck And the keening banshees blew ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/123 "2015-10-28T01:00:32Z")
> [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](#): > > Dracula did suck > And the keening banshees blew Best Halloween Night I called her a Witch ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/124 "2015-10-28T02:03:14Z")
I called her a Witch She called me a pencilled Ick ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/125 "2015-10-28T05:05:37Z")
I called her a Witch She called me a pencilled Ick We married last week. Fall’s the worst season ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/126 "2015-10-28T11:26:36Z")
Fall’s the worst season Driving in the dark to work ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/127 "2015-10-28T13:02:24Z")
Fall’s the worst season Driving in the dark to work Large temperature swings Halloween is nigh ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/128 "2015-10-28T18:22:18Z")
Halloween is nigh I sneak candy from the bowl ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/129 "2015-10-28T20:11:31Z")
Halloween is nigh I sneak candy from the bowl. Mary Janes just SUCK! “Treehouse of Horror,” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/130 "2015-10-28T22:16:41Z")
“Treehouse of Horror,” How many years of Simpsons? ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/131 "2015-10-29T04:24:25Z")
“Treehouse of Horror,” How many years of Simpsons? Woah! Ay, caramba! Electronic gleam ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/132 "2015-10-29T16:02:43Z")
Electronic Gleam: The toothpaste that makes your teeth ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/133 "2015-10-31T01:48:29Z")
Electronic Gleam: The toothpaste that makes your teeth Glow like radium. A tropical tan ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/134 "2015-11-01T04:30:53Z")
A tropical tan On Saint Nick usu’ly fades ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/135 "2015-11-01T04:42:06Z")
A tropical tan On Saint Nick usu’ly fades Some time after June. A crystal kidney ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/136 "2015-11-01T04:52:53Z")
A crystal kidney Makes you pee ice cubes when it’s ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/137 "2015-11-02T14:21:23Z")
A Crystal Kidney Makes you pee ice cubes when it’s Around aliens. Alien monkeys ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/138 "2015-11-02T18:17:59Z")
Alien monkeys Enjoy cold pee ice cubes. Yeeech! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/139 "2015-11-02T19:42:41Z")
Alien monkeys Enjoy cold pee ice cubes. Yeeech! Drinks are on me, folks! Ate so much candy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/140 "2015-11-02T20:06:37Z")
Ate so much candy I am barfing chocolate ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443/141 "2015-11-03T00:50:52Z")
Ate so much candy, I am barfing chocolate. That’s _ **barfing** _, you all. We need a new rule. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-haiku/712443.md?page=8)