# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/201 "2005-12-15T19:33:25Z")
Oh hell: “You got a problem with it?” said the Twickster while foaming with spit. She cackled with glee, declaring “I’m free to astonish you all with my wit!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/202 "2005-12-15T19:34:14Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Gotta finish this one first. > > I’ll say I thought he was an intruder. I like mine better. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/203 "2005-12-15T19:37:24Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Twickster had problems re anger, Though she didn’t beat kids with a hanger. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/204 "2005-12-15T19:38:44Z")
Instead, one night, ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/205 "2005-12-15T19:41:07Z")
She started to bite! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/206 "2005-12-15T19:41:43Z")
> [@Oy!](#): > > Oh hell: > > “You got a problem with it?” > said the Twickster while foaming with spit. > She cackled with glee, > declaring “I’m free > to astonish you all with my wit!” Thanks, hon. And, yeah, I’m aware I haven’t responded to the email I got from you a month ago. How’s January look for getting together? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/207 "2005-12-15T19:43:19Z")
> [@Oy!](#): > > She started to bite! While imitating Nadia Boulanger. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/208 "2005-12-15T19:44:29Z")
Which alleviated local languor. January looks good, **twicky** dear. I’m hoping to be between jobs and will have a little extra time! Come on, offers! Get me outta this place! ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/209 "2005-12-15T19:45:24Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > There was a young girl with a twinkie Into which she inserted her pinkie ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/210 "2005-12-15T19:49:58Z")
There was a young girl with a twinkie Into which she inserted her pinkie It was such a good fit ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/211 "2005-12-15T19:50:32Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Into which she inserted her pinkie Upon its removal ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/212 "2005-12-15T19:56:07Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > There was a young girl with a twinkie > Into which she inserted her pinkie > It was such a good fit Just like a hand in a mitt ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/213 "2005-12-15T20:09:47Z")
> [@sternvogel](#): > > Just like a hand in a mitt Thus her pinkie was no longer dinkie. Or alternatively > [@twickster](#): > > Upon its removal She beamed her approval, and cried “That was really quite kinky!” ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/214 "2005-12-15T20:13:23Z")
A hornet, a wasp, and a bee ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/215 "2005-12-15T20:16:33Z")
Conspired to start a crime spree ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/216 "2005-12-15T20:17:02Z")
> [@Oy!](#): > > A hornet, a wasp, and a bee Were partaking of some warm brie ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/217 "2005-12-15T20:18:05Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Conspired to start a crime spree GRRRRR We’ll combine all our stings ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/218 "2005-12-15T20:24:20Z")
A hornet, a wasp, and a bee Conspired to start a crime spree We’ll combine all our stings As we steal some rings ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/219 "2005-12-15T20:25:23Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > A hornet, a wasp, and a bee > Conspired to start a crime spree > We’ll combine all our stings > > As we steal some rings They cackled and buzzed with glee ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/220 "2005-12-15T20:28:18Z")
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