# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/221 "2005-12-15T20:30:57Z")
From drinking a spiked libation ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/222 "2005-12-15T20:31:07Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > A girl in a strange situation Experiencing some perturbation ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/223 "2005-12-15T20:32:01Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Experiencing some perturbation NEENER! NEENER! NEENER! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/224 "2005-12-15T20:32:30Z")
**reffa steffa shneffa typesetter hands me some corrections I had to check before hitting submit – do they think I have nothing _better_ to do?** It started with vodka ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/225 "2005-12-15T20:34:39Z")
A girl in a strange situation From drinking a spiked libation It started with vodka And she said, "How odd – a ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/226 "2005-12-15T20:42:30Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > A girl in a strange situation > From drinking a spiked libation > It started with vodka > > And she said, "How odd – a Sensation of great excitation." ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/227 "2005-12-15T20:43:28Z")
It’s a master of bation! (I know it doesn’t make sense–work with me here!) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/228 "2005-12-15T20:45:06Z")
never mind. The pies are ready for pick up, ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/229 "2005-12-15T20:46:07Z")
Looks like I finally get to start one! **eleanorigby** was out Christmas shopping ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/230 "2005-12-15T20:48:16Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > The pies are ready for pick up, But now I’m starting to hiccup ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/231 "2005-12-15T20:56:09Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > But now I’m starting to hiccup But I’ll persevere ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/232 "2005-12-15T21:04:07Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > But I’ll persevere And though it seems queer, ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/233 "2005-12-15T21:08:34Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > And though it seems queer, Unless I walk into a stick up. **A big plate of greasy eggs** ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/234 "2005-12-15T21:17:13Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > **A big plate of greasy eggs** My dog eyes as he silently begs ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/235 "2005-12-15T21:20:17Z")
A big plate of greasy eggs My dog eyes as he silently begs He then starts to whimper ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/236 "2005-12-15T21:27:01Z")
\ Oh! Oh! Do my limerick! I’ve never had a limerick done about me…(please?) > [@Sternvogel](#): > > eleanorigby was out Christmas shopping ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/237 "2005-12-15T22:13:12Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > \ > > Oh! Oh! Do my limerick! I’ve never had a limerick done about me…(please?) I can kill a thread like nobody can. Fine, I’ll do it meself. There once was a Rigby named Eleanor Who wanted Dopers to rhyme some more- She said pretty please But noone appeased So she made up her own _con amore_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/238 "2005-12-15T22:18:37Z")
A Doper named Eleanor Rigby, fell in love with a nearsighted pygmie… (next person’s turn) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/239 "2005-12-15T22:22:43Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > A Doper named Eleanor Rigby, > fell in love with a nearsighted pygmie… The story’s not long ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/240 "2005-12-15T22:27:26Z")
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