# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/261 "2005-12-16T04:06:37Z")
He’ll deposit his mantel ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/262 "2005-12-16T04:15:42Z")
And now Randal fans can rejoice. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/263 "2005-12-16T12:44:32Z")
He screamed, “I burning your dog” ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/264 "2005-12-16T13:01:04Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > He screamed, “I burning your dog” At a rock in a box; _sans_ prologue ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/265 "2005-12-16T13:18:59Z")
Line 3 should be “Hi Opal,” ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/266 "2005-12-16T13:23:02Z")
> [@thus far](#): > > He screamed, “I burning your dog” > At a rock in a box; sans prologue > Line 3 should be “Hi Opal,” But we’re hoping the Pope’ll ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/267 "2005-12-16T13:26:55Z")
> [@Oy!](#): > > But we’re hoping the Pope’ll The he got smited by Og. **This mundane stuff I must share** ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/268 "2005-12-16T13:46:37Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **This mundane stuff I must share** I’m posting in my underwear ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/269 "2005-12-16T14:32:09Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > I’m posting in my underwear and be warned (TMI) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/270 "2005-12-16T14:45:38Z")
This mundane stuff I must share I’m posting in my underwear and be warned (TMI) I’m a girl, not a guy ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/271 "2005-12-16T14:50:31Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > This mundane stuff I must share > I’m posting in my underwear > and be warned (TMI) > > I’m a girl, not a guy And I have a lot of chest hair **The Weird One was out buying presents** ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/272 "2005-12-16T15:14:29Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **The Weird One was out buying presents** For Christmas to give to \*\*One’s \*\* parents ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/273 "2005-12-16T15:21:50Z")
> [@previous](#): > > The Weird One was out buying presents > For Christmas to give to One’s parents He thought some galoshes Plus several nice squashes Would make his affection apparent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/274 "2005-12-16T15:28:59Z")
> [@Oy!](#): > > He thought some galoshes > Plus several nice squashes > Would make his affection apparent. Hey! I thought this > [@The Weird One](#): > > I’m a girl, not a guy made it apparent. :dubious: 🙂 next: **Oy!** was a little confused ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/275 "2005-12-16T15:32:16Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Hey! I thought thismade it apparent. :dubious: 🙂 > > next: > > **Oy!** was a little confused And as such asked to be excused ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/276 "2005-12-16T15:40:04Z")
So precipitous, she ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/277 "2005-12-16T15:47:54Z")
> [@previously](#): > > **Oy!** was a little confused > And as such asked to be excused > So precipitous, she Thought, dazedly, That the third line had yet to be used! Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/278 "2005-12-16T15:48:02Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > So precipitous, she said "I’m not a HE! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/279 "2005-12-16T15:50:09Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > said "I’m not a HE! So thus, no penis ensued ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/280 "2005-12-16T15:54:01Z")
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