# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/41 "2005-12-13T21:50:59Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > But it’s worth makin’ the effort to try to. It moves really fast… ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/42 "2005-12-13T22:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > This thread can be hard to reply to > But it’s worth makin’ the effort to try to. > It moves really fast… And no rhymes are rehash’t… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/43 "2005-12-13T22:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > This thread can be hard to reply to > But it’s worth makin’ the effort to try to. > It moves really fast… > And no rhymes are rehash’t… But it easier than trying to Haiku **She discovered a horrible rash** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/44 "2005-12-13T22:21:29Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > **She discovered a horrible rash** But the remedy came in a flash ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/45 "2005-12-13T22:26:15Z")
> [@](#): > > She discovered a horrible rash > But the remedy came in a flash She pan fried some semen ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/46 "2005-12-13T22:26:19Z")
> [@](#): > > She discovered a horrible rash > But the remedy came in a flash One bottle of vodka… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/47 "2005-12-13T22:30:15Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > She pan fried some semen and summoned a demon ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/48 "2005-12-13T22:44:46Z")
> [@](#): > > She discovered a horrible rash > But the remedy came in a flash > She pan fried some semen > And summoned a demon I’ve never seen _that_ on M_A_S\*H! A young lad from Kalamazoo ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/49 "2005-12-13T22:48:05Z")
> [@](#): > > A young lad from Kalamazoo Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/50 "2005-12-13T23:04:05Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo The ladies came runnin ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/51 "2005-12-13T23:35:09Z")
A young lad from Kalamazoo Mixed turtle and dragonfly poo The ladies came runnin’ As the young man was sunnin’ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/52 "2005-12-14T03:11:03Z")
It was a hell of a hullabaloo. **A clever young Doper named Zoe** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/53 "2005-12-14T03:26:22Z")
A clever young Doper named **Zoe** Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/54 "2005-12-14T03:42:18Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > A clever young Doper named **Zoe** > Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey. She taught it to swim ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/55 "2005-12-14T04:02:56Z")
A clever young Doper named Zoe Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey. She taught it to swim With vigor and vim ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/56 "2005-12-14T04:45:05Z")
> [@](#): > > A clever young Doper named Zoe > Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey. > She taught it to swim > With vigor and vim And to go-ey along with the flow-ey. Said a man who sat down on a tack, ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/57 "2005-12-14T04:46:39Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > A clever young Doper named Zoe > Had a pet kangaroo she called Joey. > She taught it to swim > > With vigor and vim And it ended up saving a buoy… There once was a lady named Robin- ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/58 "2005-12-14T05:37:45Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Said a man who sat down on a tack, “I must find the culprit and give him a smack!” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/59 "2005-12-14T13:18:05Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > “I must find the culprit and give him a smack!” For the tack pierced my hiney ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/60 "2005-12-14T13:36:05Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > For the tack pierced my hiney And gave me a tiny [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457.md?page=4)