# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/121 "2005-12-15T06:14:16Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **twickster** went down to Peru And was offered quite a strange brew ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/122 "2005-12-15T12:56:47Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > And was offered quite a strange brew The visions came flyin’ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/123 "2005-12-15T13:07:56Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > The visions came flyin’ (One involved a lion) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/124 "2005-12-15T13:08:20Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > The visions came flyin’ Causing **twicks** to lie in ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/125 "2005-12-15T13:10:02Z")
mornin’, **swampy** , honey. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/126 "2005-12-15T13:10:40Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > (One involved a lion) And then did much penis ensue. An ogre, a cat and a gator ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/127 "2005-12-15T13:11:41Z")
[sub]Good mornin’ **Twicks** dear![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/128 "2005-12-15T14:10:18Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > An ogre, a cat and a gator Wondered which was the best commentator ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/129 "2005-12-15T14:31:54Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > Wondered which was the best commentator This passel of pundits ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/130 "2005-12-15T14:42:44Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > This passel of pundits Spouted all kinds of tidbits ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/131 "2005-12-15T14:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > An ogre, a cat and a gator > Wondered which was the best commentator > This passel of pundits > Spouted all kinds of tidbits Then gobbled down Madden with 'taters. **If Cecil had dated my Granny** ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/132 "2005-12-15T14:50:16Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Spouted all kinds of tidbits The jokes, though, they’re saving for later. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/133 "2005-12-15T14:52:00Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Then gobbled down Madden with 'taters. Damn, missed it. > [@](#): > > **If Cecil had dated my Granny** Instead of my dear old Aunt Fanny ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/134 "2005-12-15T15:02:22Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Instead of my dear old Aunt Fanny Our family reunions ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/135 "2005-12-15T15:11:01Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Our family reunions Would be mass confusions ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/136 "2005-12-15T15:21:33Z")
> [@](#): > > If Cecil had dated my Granny > Instead of my dear old Aunt Fanny > Our family reunions > Would be mass confusions The resemblance between them’s uncanny. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/137 "2005-12-15T15:24:49Z")
**Draelin** once came in to town ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/138 "2005-12-15T15:29:24Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Draelin** once came in to town Wearing a sexy gold lame gown ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/139 "2005-12-15T15:32:41Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Wearing a sexy gold lame gown With candy and roses ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/140 "2005-12-15T15:32:46Z")
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