# Build-a-limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457 "2005-12-13T19:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/161 "2005-12-15T18:17:39Z")
Double dang!! OK - new one A young lad was eating his wheaties ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/162 "2005-12-15T18:21:32Z")
following a party with his two friends named Petey ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/163 "2005-12-15T18:24:47Z")
“Two Peteys?” you ask ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/164 "2005-12-15T18:26:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “Two Peteys?” you ask "Such a two-Petered task ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/165 "2005-12-15T18:31:11Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > "Such a two-Petered task Let’s just call them Heebie & Jeebie. If I ever met me a nun ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/166 "2005-12-15T18:33:15Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Let’s just call them Heebie & Jeebie. > > If I ever met me a nun We’d hide in the barn and have fun ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/167 "2005-12-15T18:35:43Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > We’d hide in the barn and have fun She’d show me her rosary ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/168 "2005-12-15T18:38:37Z")
> [@](#): > > If I ever met me a nun > We’d hide in the barn and have fun > She’d show me her rosary And fishnetted hosiery ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/169 "2005-12-15T18:40:25Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > She’d show me her rosary And then there’d be a nun with a bun! A willing cow-orker named Dave ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/170 "2005-12-15T18:42:43Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > And then there’d be a nun with a bun! > A willing cow-orker named Dave Was employed as his manager’s sex slave ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/171 "2005-12-15T18:44:12Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > Was employed as his manager’s sex slave He’d kneel and he’d spread 'em ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/172 "2005-12-15T18:47:57Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > He’d kneel and he’d spread 'em Then toot causing bedlam ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/173 "2005-12-15T18:54:54Z")
Then toot causing bedlam Now a job is all that he craves. I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school, ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/174 "2005-12-15T19:00:52Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school Cause my mom didn’t raise me a fool ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/175 "2005-12-15T19:01:13Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I’m thinking about goin’ to grad school, Or watching TV while I drool ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/176 "2005-12-15T19:02:17Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Cause my mom didn’t raise me a fool Dang! I’d [del]party[/del] study real hard ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/177 "2005-12-15T19:06:10Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’d [del]party[/del] study real hard Now what’s my reward? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/178 "2005-12-15T19:11:55Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Now what’s my reward? Now I can watch tv and drool! ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/179 "2005-12-15T19:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Now what’s my reward? The physics class helped me win pool. A man who programmed a computer ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-a-limerick/335457/180 "2005-12-15T19:12:30Z")
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