# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/1 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")
Ready? Go… It’s a well known fact that… ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/2 "2001-04-13T13:04:59Z")
rabid monkeys have taken control of an animatronic George W in order to… ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/3 "2001-04-13T13:07:24Z")
…prevent the release of the real Dale Earnhardt autopsy photos. Their short-term goal is… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/4 "2001-04-13T13:07:34Z")
first take control of FEMA… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/5 "2001-04-13T13:09:47Z")
…followed by the corruption of circus midgets in order to… ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/6 "2001-04-13T13:10:10Z")
Why FEMA you ask? It’s very simple…you see… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/7 "2001-04-13T13:17:13Z")
FEMA was formed after the Roswell crash as an organization that can suspend all Human Rights and the Constitution to be able to… ---
**Author:** ![Tedster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@Tedster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tedster)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/8 "2001-04-13T13:21:26Z")
facilitate mind control of the masses via micro-wave harrassment, turning otherwise lawful and sane citizens… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/9 "2001-04-13T13:25:11Z")
…into people that watch Who wants to be a Millionaire because it is the goal of Regis Philbin to… ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/10 "2001-04-13T13:44:42Z")
…fake yet another moon landing. Meanwhile, back at City Hall… ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/11 "2001-04-13T14:23:31Z")
…plans were being drawn up for the city water to be filled with ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/12 "2001-04-13T14:33:11Z")
Arsenic at 49 parts per million, by the… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/13 "2001-04-13T14:45:19Z")
… Museum Curators of America. Also in an effort to keep a lid on the whole “Kennedy’s Frozen Head” scandal they … ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/14 "2001-04-13T15:15:52Z")
changed the name of KFC back to Kentucky Fried Chicken to avert the public eye from the KFH because… ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/15 "2001-04-13T16:30:47Z")
JFK Jr. and Lady Di are still alive, hiding in… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/16 "2001-04-13T17:34:42Z")
Area 51 (where else?). And of course this all relates to the Sphinx by way of … ---
**Author:** ![barton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@barton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barton)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/17 "2001-04-13T17:37:59Z")
…Paul McCartney, who was replaced in the mid-sixties via a top-secret British cloning experiment, masterminded by… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/18 "2001-04-13T17:45:27Z")
Adolf Hitler who is still hiding out in Argentina with… ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/19 "2001-04-13T17:51:40Z")
Judge Crater, who, since he was appointed to the judiciary for life, can secretly make any judgements needed by the true masters of the world… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/20 "2001-04-13T17:54:56Z")
The Boy Scouts of America, who are mutilating cattle in order to… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=2)