# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/221 "2001-05-11T22:08:32Z")
…“enlisted” for secret medical testing using radioactive materials and strangely colored sports drinks. The ultimate purpose for this testing is to… ---
**Author:** ![jaimest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaimest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaimest)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/222 "2001-05-11T22:16:57Z")
zap honest godfearing men of their precious bodily fluids, thereby rebdering our women… ---
**Author:** ![jaimest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaimest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaimest)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/223 "2001-05-11T22:18:40Z")
make that rendering our women… (can’t I get anything right) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/224 "2001-05-12T03:08:56Z")
mute and finally suitable to engage in procreational activities with either JDT or his alternate… ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/225 "2001-05-14T12:35:35Z")
the women of the SDMB rose up and poisoned JDT, and his duplicates, with Milano cookies and Godiva chocolates, because we would not give it up for some putz who thinks it a good idea to powersuck a woman’s breast. After learning Aramaic in 5 minutes a day, we then put a curse on JDT’s soul, and those of his disciple and duplicates. We then sprinkle the corpses with specially prepared Atlantean incense and holy water, so that such evil never again walk the earth. After we set the corpses on fire… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/226 "2001-05-19T00:47:37Z")
immediately solving the California energy shortage, but an unforseen consequence was … ---
**Author:** ![DrewG27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DrewG27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrewG27)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/227 "2001-05-19T03:20:14Z")
Mass amounts of fecal matter filtering into the water supply…but this could be prevented by… ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/228 "2001-06-26T00:27:51Z")
…The Church of the Subgenius, whose members are quite skilled in the ways of kinky entertainment, and therefore hundreds of mud/Jell-O/poo/whatever wrestling establishments were created across the country, which allowed for… ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/229 "2001-06-26T01:10:04Z")
…the sending of subliminal messages delivered through the tattoos on the privates of the wrestlers which tell people… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/230 "2001-06-26T02:34:29Z")
what WWF **really** stands for, and the implications for George **W** Bush … ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/231 "2001-06-26T03:27:38Z")
…speaking of bush, I’m not really shaved. Anyone wanna come forward to say otherwise? Didn’t think so. 😃 In fact, studies have shown that the male Dopers are, with respect to male non-Dopers, 34% hairier where it counts. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/232 "2001-06-26T12:01:17Z")
> [@](#): > > studies have shown that the male Dopers are, with respect to male non-Dopers, 34% hairier where it counts. …which conclusively proves that… [sup]can’t belive that I missed this![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/233 "2001-06-26T12:55:33Z")
…anyone can use statistics to promote anything. With a blinding flash of recognition, society at large opts to think rather than adhere to what “4 out of 5 doctors” recommend, thereby… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/234 "2001-06-26T16:53:18Z")
…Running the pharmaceutical and advertising industries out of business. Deprived of work and drugs, hoards of enraged marketing majors… ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/235 "2001-06-26T18:26:31Z")
…unable to recognize reality except as another drug-maddened used-car commercial, wrap themselves in little triangular pennants cleverly smuggled into the country by AOL chatroom users which results in … ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/236 "2001-06-26T18:57:12Z")
Sweet, merciful, crap in a three wheeled side car! Is this what it’s like to be a Crocodile Mother? I start this thread with like seven words, release it into the world and it just…took off on it’s own! Thrive little conspiracy…thrive and be fruitful. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/237 "2001-06-26T20:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Sweet, merciful, crap in a three wheeled side car! > > Is this what it’s like to be a Crocodile Mother? I start this thread with like seven words, release it into the world and it just…took off on it’s own! > > Thrive little conspiracy…thrive and be fruitful. > > jarbaby \*\* 😉 Now, I once took a crap in a three-wheeled sidecar, but the CIA was watching so I was forced to be discreet. The methane was of international importance because… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/238 "2001-06-26T20:25:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Sweet, merciful, crap in a three wheeled side car! > > Is this what it’s like to be a Crocodile Mother? I start this thread with like seven words, release it into the world and it just…took off on it’s own! > > Thrive little conspiracy…thrive and be fruitful. > > jarbaby \*\* 😉 Now, I once took a crap in a three-wheeled sidecar, but the CIA was watching so I was forced to be discreet. The methane was of international importance because… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/239 "2001-06-26T22:17:30Z")
…it was preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists to prevent SDMB multi-posts. The fifth dentist, who in reality was… ---
**Author:** ![cantharis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@cantharis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantharis)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/240 "2001-06-27T00:53:19Z")
Dana Plato, re-animated by the Daughters of the American Revolution to lead their jihad against… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=13)