# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/301 "2001-08-24T17:34:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by anya marie \* > \*\*create new flavors of sodas like pepsi twist and code red mountain dew, the spike them with mind altering drugs just for the fun of it, this will create a market for… \*\* more _Britney Hair_ (tm us pat off) which will cause a repulsive unisex fashion upsurge, which engenders… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/302 "2001-08-25T00:41:13Z")
…massive nausea in the older generation. Threatened with death by drowning in geriatric vomit, the Greenpeace decides to… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/303 "2001-08-26T02:33:24Z")
Release hordes of winged monkey’s over major Metropolitan areas to… ---
**Author:** ![Mobius74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@Mobius74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mobius74)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/304 "2001-08-26T03:08:15Z")
to promote the new crossover movie _“Planet of the Oz”_. If all goes as planned… ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/305 "2001-08-27T08:17:26Z")
the Japanese will send a horde of Elvis impersonators to… ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/306 "2001-08-27T16:33:10Z")
…to take over Area 51, where the winged monkeys have been captured by… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/307 "2001-08-27T18:21:11Z")
…enormous flypaper strips. Ironicly, the flypaper was first designed by the same Japanese company that brought us… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/308 "2001-08-27T18:42:46Z")
…the Salad Spinner, the first in a line of parody appliances made real. The public lost all sense of scepticism, and was more than willing to support JoJo the Psychic, Heraldo Rivera, Microsoft _and_ the 2000 Presidential Campaign. The Rabid Mutant Flying Monkeys chittered in glee as they… ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/309 "2001-08-29T06:40:57Z")
Created the next Miss Cleo commercial, and made her into a zombie which only they could control, immune to poisons and conventional weapons. Research on this zombie’s fatal flaw was being conducted by Cecil and the SDMB Mods who found a way to eliminate the Cleocreature by… ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_2fl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Tim\_2fl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_2fl)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/310 "2001-09-22T17:33:59Z")
Releasing ALAR into the apple orchards of Patagonia, thus appeasing the dastardly Quezinarts Family there who’s aim it is to… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/311 "2001-09-23T01:38:22Z")
…make sure the evil French plot involving Laetitia Casta and a box of Snickers bars continues to… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/312 "2001-09-23T02:44:19Z")
…fester in the minds of food-channel programming-directors the world over. Celebrity chefs (heck, celebrity _anythings_) were swiftly compromised, and most walked unknowingly into the maw of the Great Conspiracy. Emeril… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/313 "2001-09-23T03:19:24Z")
…psycho chef and chief programmer of the **Wa** rren **C** hristopher **L** iving M **u** mification **S** ystem Opera **t** ion { **WacLust** ), decided the time was ripe for… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/314 "2001-09-23T16:58:26Z")
…Pizza! Unfortunately, there was no pizza to be had, so everyone had to make-do with tomato sauce & cheeze-wiz on motzah (sp?), which _really_ pissed Emiril off, so he decided to… [sub]Damn! This thread just won’t die…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/315 "2001-09-23T18:25:59Z")
…become Mark Serlin, a genetically-engineered disaster area whose only purpose was to… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/316 "2001-09-23T18:28:24Z")
corrupt innocent young minds through the use of… ---
**Author:** ![DiveGirlAZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecc23a/32.png) [@DiveGirlAZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiveGirlAZ)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/317 "2001-09-23T20:33:12Z")
the constant repetition of Nsync/Backstreet Boys/98 Degrees/O Town/whatever new boy band is out right now records on the radio, which, when played backwards, outline an incredibly devious plot using diet sodas to… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/318 "2001-09-23T23:43:20Z")
…carbonte their young minds. Unfortunately, the job ticket confused ‘carbonate’ with ‘carbonize’, which led to an excess of cerebral charring, and a subsequent upsurge in teenage smoking. The Evil Tobacco Would-be Cartel seized the oppurtunity to… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/319 "2001-09-24T02:50:09Z")
join forces with the really evil Microsoft Cartel, which led to … ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/320 "2001-09-24T04:46:37Z")
“New Windows”, which was planned on being the next best thing but was pulled by orders from above by none other than… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=17)