# Build The Great Conspiracy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/341 "2002-04-20T23:53:18Z")

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…dance the “funky chicken” with a robotic George W. Bush controlled by…

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/342 "2002-04-20T23:59:52Z")

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…Claus Van Bulow, in an attempt to control the minds of all…

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**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/343 "2002-04-21T01:37:41Z")

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…Chihuahuas, so that they can hide the guilt of …

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/344 "2002-04-21T02:47:24Z")

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Their involvement with Enron, which when questioned about the entire fiasco, all pleaded…

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**Author:** ![Raoul\_Anatherwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@Raoul\_Anatherwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raoul_Anatherwan)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/345 "2002-04-21T02:56:02Z")

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Their Evil Masters at the Mexican Phone Company. Meanwhile, a cloud of smiley-faced vampire bats has emerged from…

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/346 "2002-04-21T06:12:47Z")

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…hiding in the Carlsbad Caverns, in order to provide a distraction while **confessorknight** (newbie that he is :)) revives a long-slumbering SDMB thread. This is all part of a nefarious plot by George Lucas…

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/347 "2002-04-21T22:37:06Z")

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…to make everyone think that he had anything to the with _The Phantom Menace_ when it was really just a smokescreen for…

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