# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/21 "2001-04-13T18:03:50Z")
…terrorize American farmer’s so that food production can remain in the hands of… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/22 "2001-04-13T18:04:31Z")
make a burger burger big enough for the new improved GIANT ELIVIS PRESLEY. Elvis is about to stage a comeback … ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/23 "2001-04-13T18:10:59Z")
…so that he can return America to the days of the drive-in and… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/24 "2001-04-13T18:23:25Z")
…increase gas consumption so the Big Oil companies can… ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/25 "2001-04-13T18:26:50Z")
make enough money to buy those little tiny outfits for their monkeys that… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/26 "2001-04-13T18:29:29Z")
…have taken control of an animatronic George W in order to… (WOW, Full circle and it makes SENSE!) ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/27 "2001-04-13T18:32:48Z")
Let’s do another one. I heard the other day… ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/28 "2001-04-13T18:40:36Z")
…that Morton Downey Jr. rose from the grave in order to… ---
**Author:** ![lestrange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@lestrange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lestrange)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/29 "2001-04-13T19:56:54Z")
…prove that he is the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. Once this is certain, the Rosicrucians will… ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/30 "2001-04-13T20:55:23Z")
…steal your kidney to sell to… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/31 "2001-04-13T23:57:51Z")
…the Robotic Pirates Of The Carribean, who were created by the frozen, disembodied head of Walt Disney to facilitate… ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/32 "2001-04-14T00:05:13Z")
…the replacement of the Overlords’ anal probes with the Terran land vehicles known as Ford Probes; Ford Motor Company is, of course, secretly owned by… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/33 "2001-04-14T00:12:10Z")
… Mike Myers, whose Austin Powers movies were actually coded messages telling us to … ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/34 "2001-04-14T00:21:30Z")
…randomly interfere in the affairs of third world countries, in order to accomplish… ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/35 "2001-04-14T00:42:23Z")
…a unified world government, giving them the opportunity to… ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/36 "2001-04-14T01:09:14Z")
…install the Trilateral Commission as World Commissars so that they can… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/37 "2001-04-14T03:30:57Z")
use secret codes in MTV broadcasts to signal their Martian Overlords that the time is ripe to invade Earth and harvest our brains in order to make… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/38 "2001-04-14T04:03:34Z")
…a spackle-like substance to fill in the hole in the ozone layer, that developed during the 1980’s career of the band Cinderella so that… ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/39 "2001-04-14T05:34:24Z")
. . . when their music is played backwards, it tells us . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/40 "2001-04-14T05:37:37Z")
…to report the goings-on of our relatives to Larry King, because he is secretly… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=3)