# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/41 "2001-04-14T07:34:00Z")
…dead, from a lethal combination of Coke and Pop Rocks. The man we see on CNN is actually… ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/42 "2001-04-14T08:02:02Z")
…Zardoz, as predicted by the Sean Connery film where he wears red diapers, who was created by… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/43 "2001-04-14T11:52:33Z")
…a freak accident involving a truck load of banannas, a school bus and a black limousine which were all on their way to… ---
**Author:** ![ryoushi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@ryoushi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryoushi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/44 "2001-04-14T11:56:53Z")
…Buckingham Palace, where the cast of _Survivor_ were… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/45 "2001-04-14T12:02:15Z")
… performing gruesome Satanic rituals in an attempt to influence the outcome of Survivor II. They were unsuccessful because … ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/46 "2001-04-14T12:18:35Z")
…one key individual’s tinfoil hat was askew, in order to conceal the small, but deadly… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/47 "2001-04-14T12:43:27Z")
…man-eating bunny with sharp pointy little teeth from the Search for the Holy Grail, who was on a secret mission to… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/48 "2001-04-14T15:36:10Z")
crossbreed the Loch Ness Monster with Bigfoot in order to create a super-monster which can be used to terrorize … ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/49 "2001-04-14T16:14:25Z")
Tokyo! But he’ll be defeated in the last reel by . . . ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/50 "2001-04-14T16:26:09Z")
… a fumble-fingered projectionist who burns a hole in the film, causing … ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/51 "2001-04-14T16:31:02Z")
zionist freemasons to riot, vandalizing the theater and spreading… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/52 "2001-04-14T18:15:33Z")
…peanut butter and jelly all over the naked flesh of Farrah Fawcett, who is secretly an Alien Grey sent here by _Krispy Original_ to… ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/53 "2001-04-14T18:48:21Z")
… lead us down to the Hollow Earth, where all Mankind can… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/54 "2001-04-14T19:10:44Z")
…frolic and romp and play under the guidance of… ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/55 "2001-04-14T19:26:37Z")
…the Black Helicopter salesmen, whose latest innovation involves… ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/56 "2001-04-14T19:33:26Z")
harsh, odorless chemicals, to be released on the population via ‘chemtrails’ which will… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/57 "2001-04-14T20:10:46Z")
…have the unexpected side effect of killing off every single pest known to man, causing the… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/58 "2001-04-14T20:27:13Z")
… moderators of this board to lose their jobs for lack of trolls and annoyances. They all … ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/59 "2001-04-14T20:39:46Z")
…have to get jobs at Starbucks, where… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/60 "2001-04-14T20:55:00Z")
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