# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/61 "2001-04-14T20:58:31Z")
…is a bizzare combination of cocaine, saltpeter, arsenic and florides which… ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/62 "2001-04-14T21:41:04Z")
can resurrect the dead, such as . . . ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/63 "2001-04-14T21:50:01Z")
… George Bush, who has been replaced by an animatronic robot. Meanwhile, back at the ranch … ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/64 "2001-04-14T22:26:05Z")
…Euty and the other moderators in an attempt to start a communist revolution in Cuba do the unthinkable and… ---
**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/65 "2001-04-14T22:36:13Z")
A UFO lands in the backyard demanding to meet… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/66 "2001-04-15T00:58:14Z")
…the person responsible for maintence of the voting booths in Dade County, Florida because… ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/67 "2001-04-15T01:11:17Z")
…Amedeus had just shown up there and fucked up someone’s great pitch for him to make fun of the mods and was alleging that his father was… ---
**Author:** ![ryoushi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@ryoushi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryoushi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/68 "2001-04-15T05:23:11Z")
…the ghost of Kylie Minogue, who was at the time in… ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/69 "2001-04-16T01:02:36Z")
the _Bermuda Triangle_ (how’d we miss this one?) where Robert Stack was filming another episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” about . . . ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/70 "2001-04-16T01:28:05Z")
…Jim Morrison was on the grassy knoll… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/71 "2001-04-16T01:29:34Z")
OOPS! …whether or not it was Jim Morrison on the grassy knoll before… ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/72 "2001-04-16T04:59:30Z")
…Mr. Rogers using his Korean War sniper experience to shoot… ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/73 "2001-04-16T05:20:50Z")
Archduke Franz Ferdinand, perpetrating… ---
**Author:** ![Or\_n\_ry\_Oscar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de0a6/32.png) [@Or\_n\_ry\_Oscar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Or_n_ry_Oscar)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/74 "2001-04-16T07:00:50Z")
posing as Arthur Zimmerman had just dashed off a telegram to Mexico that said… ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/75 "2001-04-16T12:26:12Z")
I’m changing my name to Robert, and then to Bob Dylan, in order to use folk music to… ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/76 "2001-04-16T12:53:45Z")
…infiltrate the California Dried Plum Board (formally the California Prune Board), so that I can… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/77 "2001-04-17T00:47:07Z")
…preserve the prunes for hundreds of years via pyramid power, thus facilitating the takeover of Egypt by… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/78 "2001-04-17T00:53:29Z")
George Bush, who had been replaced by an animatronic robot. Incidentally, the robot’s circuitry was made by … ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/79 "2001-04-17T01:07:11Z")
Microsoft and The DoJ which are both incidentally owned by… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/80 "2001-04-17T02:35:59Z")
… Elvis, who’s secret identity (when he’s not an Elvis Impersonator) is … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=5)