# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/81 "2001-04-17T02:41:25Z")
…George Bush, who had been replaced by an animatronic robot. It seems that years of singing left him unable to speak clear english and also unable to… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/82 "2001-04-17T02:51:26Z")
…make love to his alien wife, therby delaying the invasion, resulting in… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/83 "2001-04-17T03:39:35Z")
… a five-way interstellar war between all the aliens controlling the earth. In the ensuing chaos… ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/84 "2001-04-17T10:38:19Z")
… the Queen, who is of course a reptile, lashes out at… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/85 "2001-04-18T02:16:10Z")
…D.B. Cooper, because now that he lost all the money the Queen will have to… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/86 "2001-04-18T02:18:54Z")
…marry the alien overlords in order to prevent… ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/87 "2001-04-18T08:05:54Z")
…_Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor_ from mis-using large fonts… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/88 "2001-04-18T11:57:41Z")
…to throw at Krispy Original, in a fashion similar to the Shurkens used by Bruce Lee, who was raised from the dead by… ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/89 "2001-04-18T12:20:45Z")
…Tina Yothers, who still being upset about her fall from fame needs Bruce to help her carry out her plans for… ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/90 "2001-04-19T05:22:01Z")
a _Family Ties/Green Hornet_ TV reunion special…because… ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/91 "2001-04-19T05:44:50Z")
…_The Dukes Of Hazzard_ Reunion pleased Cecil Adams so much that he shit his pants. They wanted to please the master to a further extent and actually make him… ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/92 "2001-04-19T12:13:38Z")
…distracted enough to release the trance-like hold that he has over the wife of Ed Zotti…because everyone at the Chicago Reader… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/93 "2001-04-19T20:33:51Z")
…was using Orbital Microwave Mental (OMM[sub]TM[/sub]) devices to force… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/94 "2001-04-19T23:19:07Z")
…SDMB users to donate… ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/95 "2001-04-20T01:24:01Z")
. . . all your bases because they belong to us, which gives them the ability to . . . (Sorry, I just had to!) Trip ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/96 "2001-04-20T03:36:57Z")
…annoy linguists the world-over. In retaliation, they… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/97 "2001-04-20T05:32:07Z")
use their connections to force George W. Bush, the animatronic robot, to mistakenly sell Aegis-class cruisers to mainland China INSTEAD of Taiwan, which immediately uses them to launch… ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/98 "2001-04-20T10:15:56Z")
. . . Tomahawk TLAMs at Japan and South Korea because of a menacing. . . ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/99 "2001-04-20T17:03:06Z")
…an illegal alien in a rubber monster suit, smashing Tokio and Seoul. Unfortunately, the TLAMs veer off-course, striking… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/100 "2001-04-20T17:26:40Z")
…the bloated, horrifying mass of vulgar flesh that is Sally Struthers, resulting in an ocean of tears that inundates Ms. Struther’s Learn At Home University, & floods… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=6)