# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/121 "2001-04-22T21:18:49Z")
are running willy nilly through the streets after seeing Oprah do a piece on… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/122 "2001-04-23T00:50:58Z")
… how Earth Day is really a Communist plot - falling on Lenin’s birthday and all - to which George W. responded by … ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/123 "2001-04-23T00:59:21Z")
…cunning strategery (think about that one). And using his brilliant connections, he had Cheney doing… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/124 "2001-04-23T01:35:56Z")
the hokey pokey while accepting bribes from YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems to cover up… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/125 "2001-04-23T04:16:37Z")
the fact that Doctor Lazardo has replaced Buckaroo’s overdrive oscillator with… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/126 "2001-04-23T19:16:30Z")
evil, pure and simple, from the eight dimension!! Recent news from Planet 10 has it that… ---
**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/127 "2001-04-23T19:39:44Z")
the phrase “Klaatu Barada Nikto” is actually the true name of God, which, when translated, really means… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/128 "2001-04-23T21:20:36Z")
“Yes, we have no bananas.” Reverend Fred Phelps is… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/129 "2001-04-24T00:12:09Z")
…running in terror from Godzilla, King Of The Monsters, who has risen from the sea in a berzerker rage. Crushing all past, present and future animatronic robot copies of George W. Bush, the radioactive dinosaur rampages on to… ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/130 "2001-04-24T02:27:04Z")
…Big Bob’s Trampoline Depot, and, with an animatronic George W. clinging to his toenail, is rocketed into space until he… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/131 "2001-04-24T03:29:49Z")
… landed at the alleged site of Tranquility Base, proving once and for all … ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/132 "2001-04-24T06:47:50Z")
. . . that the moon landings were real, but the moon LAUNCHES were faked! Meanwhile, CNN’s Larry King reported . . . ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/133 "2001-04-24T07:27:45Z")
…quitting CNN and moving to a Carribean lovenest with Marlon Brando, Marion Barry, and Milton Berle, after having a dream in which Jesus revealed to him what everyone already knew: he (Larry King) is a fawning toady hack, the third Lourdes prophecy predicted the burst of the dotcom bubble, and… ---
**Author:** ![stephanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@stephanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stephanie)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/134 "2001-04-24T07:58:17Z")
the 7th dimension to implode turning all jello stripey so … ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/135 "2001-04-24T15:36:01Z")
…that little kids would refuse to eat it. This creates a huge… [sub]Welcome to the SDMB, **stephanie**![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/136 "2001-04-24T15:48:11Z")
…supply problem at elementary school cafeterias, where the cafeteria ladies have to… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/137 "2001-04-24T17:17:18Z")
hold jello wrestling parties to use up the surplus. Finalists Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/138 "2001-04-25T01:36:41Z")
breasts are indistinguishable from the jello, being made of the same substance, causing great confusion, so they settle the dispute with a Robot Wars, using … ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/139 "2001-04-25T01:53:33Z")
…of all things, animatronic George W. Bushes as bludgeons, attempting to… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/140 "2001-04-25T18:59:38Z")
destroy them once and for all! The contest is ultimately declared a draw, which, frankly, makes for lousy TV, so Larry King’s producers decide to… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=8)